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It's not a terrible idea if you want to bank in on some while they're cheap, but I can tell you right now the market is going to go even lower so I wouldn't do that right nowNothing good happened to all my friends who dumped their commission bonuses into the stock market after the Covid crash in early 2020. The market ever recovered.
So I'm certainly not doing that this time around.
I have a degree in managerial economics, but at this point I'm so black-pilled that I don't even follow the markets anymore. I assume whomever will be making real money off this crash was somehow involved in "orchestrating" it and already made their moves before the Fed announcements. The market will come back, whether it's in 3 months or 6, and when it does there's another Pfizer or Palantir that will cash in big time.It's not a terrible idea if you want to bank in on some while they're cheap, but I can tell you right now the market is going to go even lower so I wouldn't do that right now
The NASDAQ is 500 points lower than your chart is showing
:sniff:The NASDAQ is 500 points lower than your chart is showing
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