The News is serious business. We definitely don't put people on camera just to make them look silly...

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"Who else seen a fat cuckold? Say yeah!"

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

"Who else seen a fat cuckold? Say yeah!"

Danny Trejo thinks Pat needs to up his skincare game. Edward James Olmos thinks Pat has more craters than the moon.

 

[Meownaw]

Could be a fat head that got hold of the wrong stuff and went up in a tree and it came crashing down. He is fat you see.

 

[guest]

He would have been up there with Sweet Brown and “hide yo’ kids” guy if they would have aired the pepperoni story. Too bad.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"I thought they was givin' the fat sweaty man UPS!"

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

"Who else seen a fat cuckold? Say yeah!"

YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Is that second pic real? Or is that the brilliant work of pest?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Danny Trejo spent quite a bit of time in the can. What's your excuse, Fatrick? Oh wait. You'll be there soon, faggot.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

He is in AWFUL shape and I seriously think he's going to die from heart failure soon. Pat really should have taken Dr. Owen's advice to stop drinking and lose weight, instead he doubled down to spite us.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

And then after the interview he got up to go to the bathroom and da futsteps was like KAPOOYAH KAPOOYAH and da boy dun jus came in I open da door look and da door and he start sassin' me. Ah took of runnin i ran to da restroom and then I called ma mama see was she alrat

 

[BoringFaggot]

Fatty Arbuckle cosplayer

 

[Joe Eyed Cow]

Is that side shot real, goddamn he's disgusting as fuck

 

[guest]

"it could be a crack head that got ahold to da wroooong STUFF!" damn that bitch called @Torquie out

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Could be a fat head that got hold of the wrong stuff and went up in a tree and it came crashing down. He is fat you see.

I WANT DA FOOD. GIB ME DA FOOD.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"Boo got fat!"

 

[Meownaw]

"Boo got fat!"

The whistles go YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

And then after the interview he got up to go to the bathroom and da futsteps was like KAPOOYAH KAPOOYAH and da boy dun jus came in I open da door look and da door and he start sassin' me. Ah took of runnin i ran to da restroom and then I called ma mama see was she alrat

DAT PORKER WAS BIG

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

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Nigga, how?