The new black at work today

[Carl Winslow]

Wait, you mean I have to work the whole shift!!!!!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!!!

 

[Dog Eater]

One saw a white kid say “you don’t expect me to work that fast” on his first day. They fired him the next.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I hope you read him the riot act, Nigger Jim. They usually appreciate and respect harsh criticism.

 

[guest]

I had a black kid take 8 hours to do a 2 hour job once. It was his second day. I told him the way he was doing the job wasn't right, and it wasn't going to work. He said he "had his own methods". I said "you need to do what you're told." He said "you're oppressing my creativity" and left. Worked 2 days.

Emailed next morning to ask how to go about getting unemployment. Way to justify every stereotype.

 

[RaggotFetard]

My experience with black coworkers is very limited, as we have very few blacks here in Orange County. As a matter of fact, the company I’m with now has zero black employees despite being pretty sizable. That said, every single black coworker I’ve ever had has ALWAYS dropped off quickly from either being fired for stealing (time theft included) or just ‘no call no show’. They never last.

 

[guest]

Wait, you mean I have to work the whole shift!!!!!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!!!

who cares about work ethic when it comes in a package called...you? LOL cmon. I would rather be a shiftless nigger than you, any day my "soldier man". Seriously! And what do you do for work anyway?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

And what do you do for work anyway?

I imagine him as a social worker.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I used to work on solar farms and there was some mulatto kid who worked half a day doing the easiest monkey job (picking up garbage) and made a huge scene screaming at the big boss at lunch demanding a raise. Everyone laughed at him hard. Like pointing and laughing. The boss was like "Get the fuck outta here. You're fired."

 

[aRTie02150]

I'm thankful to work with blacks who just work. One is from Haiti and has zero social skills so I appreciate him the most.

One of the others will talk try to talk COD with me and always says I should squad up with him even though I told him I really dislike COD games.

 

[guest]

I imagine him as a social worker.

Laqueesha checks voicemail...theres an official vocaroo from the State of Washington

"(faint rope skipping sounds in the background) Hey NIGGER, you bought the baby formula or na? I WILL FUCKIN FIND OUT!"

 

[guest]

I used to work on solar farms and there was some mulatto kid who worked half a day doing the easiest monkey job (picking up garbage) and made a huge scene screaming at the big boss at lunch demanding a raise. Everyone laughed at him hard. Like pointing and laughing. The boss was like "Get the fuck outta here. You're fired."

was his job title "helper"...I did one of those gigs for a renovation company...scurrying about picking up debris, gutter-gunk, broken shingles and rooftiles dropped from above. I too didnt last.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

was his job title "helper"...I did one of those gigs for a renovation company...scurrying about picking up debris, gutter-gunk, broken shingles and rooftiles dropped from above. I too didnt last.

His title would have been general labourer. No matter what you were doing out there you got covered/stuck in mud. He was pissed off that he got dirty while everyone else was coated in the same mud except everyone else has to do an actual hard job in it and get paid the same as the dink who wanted a raise for walking around with a garbage bag.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

(faint rope skipping sounds in the background)

LMAO I was going to reply with that.

 

[PeteRose]

i work for a company called posts by ghosts. our founder niki doesnt hire the blacks.

 

[N64 Cube]

Is this him?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Most of the black people I've worked with have been real ass dudes. You are all niggers.

 

[Carl Winslow]

1 blocked message

 

[chocolatehellhole]

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Did my car crashes go through at least?

 

[Carl Winslow]

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[chocolatehellhole]

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How many car crashes though?