The Mullen Report 01/25/23

[HH Brother]

@The Björk Brotherman seek gainful employment and stop posting 200 times per hour, you tadpole dick weirdo, brother.

@ShutYourCakeHorn you're in constant pain, brother

@The Midnight Storquer Stop raping dogs, brother.

@Regular ol' Paul You're not Patrick Bateman, brother. You're a coward that talks tough and never does anything, brother.

@Big Van Vader Killing yourself would be a step up from your current existence of being the bottom to the rest of the incels, brother.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I’m just gonna have a seat in the bleachers and wait for the alliance folks to show up. That’s my morning sorted

 

[guest]

I noticed a while back the alliance all have discernable personalities...except for Big Van Vader. I mean, why does he even hate Dan? (He's really vocal about his hatred, but nobody even ribs him...sometimes the other alliance guys don't even rib him.) It feels so embarrassing to read his unwarranted, unrequited passion/hate.

 

[HH Brother]

I noticed a while back the alliance all have discernable personalities...except for Big Van Vader. I mean, why does he even hate Dan? (He's really vocal about his hatred, but nobody even ribs him...sometimes the other alliance guys don't even rib him.) It feels so embarrassing to read his unwarranted, unrequited passion/hate.

He only shows up like a retarded dog to his owner's feet whenever they start tard raging, brother.

 

[HotDogJoe]

13?

 

[HH Brother]

13?

The right kind, funster.

 

[guest]

No mention of the Treekster

I need to step up my game!

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Reminder that ugly people's opinions don't matter.

 

[guest]

It's like yall gangbanging on an internet forum. Ngl I kinda like it

 

[guest]

I noticed a while back the alliance all have discernable personalities...except for Big Van Vader. I mean, why does he even hate Dan?

Cause Dan’s a passive aggressive little cunt, how do you like them apples?

Also Big Van Vader is a Chad of the highest order, and a well valued member of the Alliance. Get your Alliance lore straight, jeez!

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Here's me just fawking chillin with That Chick From Paramore while you wake up next to Quasimodo every morning, brother.

 

[guest]

Here's me just fawking chillin with That Chick From Paramore while you wake up next to Quasimodo every morning, brother.

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So jealous, so jealous!

This is what happened backstage. Your cock ain’t crippled, i tell ya hwhat!

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Here's me just fawking chillin with That Chick From Paramore while you wake up next to Quasimodo every morning, brother.

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i was going to call a welfare check on you since you havent been posting much these past few weeks


get it welfare checks