The most PFG mansion i have ever seen

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Whenever i watch a billionaires house tour i tend to dislike them, it's always some tacky shithole in Bel Air that is barely liveable. This place is beautiful though, it’s probably just as good as a McMansion in South Carolina.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

But does it have a karaoke machine, bar and poker table in the basement?

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

But does it have a karaoke machine, bar and poker table in the basement?

Unfortunately the answer is no, but it was decorated by a corrupt and incompetent ex cops wife though.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Nice, i'm partial to the old plantation mansions myself.

I've always dreamed of one with a road leading up to it, like in Forrest Gump, but with weeping willows lining the road. Nestled down in a valley with hills on three sides so I can go out and shoot whenever I want, a nice creek or pond with fish, a huge wall and gate running between the hills in the open front, and two giant ancient statues on either side of the gate.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Nice, i'm partial to the old plantation mansions myself.

I've always dreamed of one with a road leading up to it, like in Forrest Gump, but with weeping willows lining the road. Nestled down in a valley with hills on three sides so I can go out and shoot whenever I want, a nice creek or pond with fish, a huge wall and gate running between the hills in the open front, and two giant ancient statues on either side of the gate.

Nice dream from the 1800's, stupid.

What else do you dream about? Having a couple of negroes working in your cotton fields?

 

[BoringFaggot]

Nice dream from the 1800's, stupid.

What else do you dream about? Having a couple of negroes working in your cotton fields?

No, i'd enslave midgets and make them work the fields...

...and it would be rice, not cotton. I want to see their little stump legs get stuck in the mud as I sip bourbon and laugh.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

There, I gave you ribs, you can be happy now...

I accidentally car crashed you instead of giving you ribs. I really did. I'd tell you if I didn't.



Anyways, good luck in achieving your dreams.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

what does it benefit a man

to gain the world, but lose his soul?

 

[aRTie02150]

Even if I had a place that huge I'd spend 95% on the balcony and the rest split between bed and whatever room the PS5 is in.

Even my 2 bedroom 1 bath condo feels too big for me.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

As long as I have a walk in shower in a bathroom big enough for me to shit without elbowing the vanity, I feel like a baller.