The might be the biggest Zero Self-Awareness I’ve ever seen from Pat

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Gee Pat…sounds like you’re describing yourself, sweetie honey baby infant child

Project Pat!

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Wrong.

I never had a gay roomate once and found his gay porn and tried jerking off to it once or three times just to see what would happen and then never did it again.

Those are your delusions.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Baby, you look so cis tonight

 

[HeyItsVos]

If all homophobes are gay and all homophobes are mentally broken, what kind of ally is Pat being to that demographic?

 

[Honey Badger]

We’re fixated on gay sex because it makes you say things like “my cis wife” you impressionable fool lol

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

We’re fixated on gay sex because it makes you say things like “my cis wife” you impressionable fool lol

I don’t know any straight men that say they are “quite straight”

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat always trying to compensate for his feminine qualities. Surprised he didnt mention his car and bike in that post too.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Surprised he didnt mention his car

The one he named 'Susan'? Definitely not the exact type of thing a gay man would do. No sir. Nothing to see here but a hetero, weight-lifting, knife fighting, actual tough guy

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Project Pat!

 

[Honey Badger]

I don’t know any straight men that say they are “quite straight”

Or “my wife is not trans”

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Don't let verbose Pat fool you - this is another "No u" but stretched to hit today's word count goal.

 

[Username]

Pat always trying to compensate for his feminine qualities. Surprised he didnt mention his car and bike in that post too.

No mention of his daughter either,

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He probably doesnt embrace it because he would have to be a bottom.

 

[chewtoycock]

Or “my wife is not trans”

Considering he had to be told that brianna wu is a tranny, I think we can file that statement under "unconfirmed"

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

So we're all gay but ashamed of it, or something, so we're all closeted. In other words, Pat is trying to use a loophole to call us gay as an insult.

But Pat, who constantly has to remind people that he's not gay, usually as a borderline non-sequitur, is very secure in his heterosexuality. Even though he also constantly adds in that his wife is 'cis', lest anyone think that his 'wife' is actually trans, because the implication that he is attracted to MtF trans women is too close to gay for Pat to handle.

His responses make it clear that he thinks being gay is a bad thing and that he really, really wants people to know that he is only attracted to women.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Nono, he has a point. A lot of you are serious closet queens.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Nono, he has a point. A lot of you are serious closet queens.

Yeah, but he’s one too!

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Is there such a thing as a type of guy that's "so secure" in his sexuality that he acts like an enormous fairy faggot while also totally crushing puss whenever he wants it? Because besides Pat I can't think of anyone else who acts that way. Is there anyone else like that??? I guess I could see male models/actors/musicians acting that way, but not a middle aged fat man that looks like Jerry Lawler after the heart attack.

 

[justice4bernell]

Pat is fucking retarded, I hope he gets cancelled by his own people. He tries to shoehorn fag shit in to his books to pander and then when he says hey is "quite straight" he has to point out his wife is cis. Ummmm, yikes, trans women are women faggot. FFwBTS