The map in Tridengts Forge

[guest]

In Pat's gay unboxing video for his gay book, he is amazed to discover his book has a map.

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A lot of fantasy adventure books have these, most notably lord of the rings.

Does anyone have a scan of his map? I want to make fun of it.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

I can't get a high enough resolution to determine what I'm looking at. Are those dots and circles supposed to be star systems with a giant space river flowing nearby? It's not even a rough draft, just a rough idea.

 

[stealthygeek]

"Traditionally Masculine"

 

[guest]

I can't get a high enough resolution to determine what I'm looking at. Are those dots and circles supposed to be star systems with a giant space river flowing nearby? It's not even a rough draft, just a rough idea.


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That is fucking shit. There is no point to that map at all. Fuck he sucks.

 

[SFWA liaison]

A lot of fantasy adventure books have these, most notably lord of the rings.

To be fair to Pat, he wouldn't know. He doesn't read books.

book is on epub/mobi on myanonamouse if you really want to see the map. Making an account is a pain in the ass but it's the best private tracker for books probably

 

[Brooke Shields]

At first it looks like his posture is like a retard, but then you notice some of that is due to the retard putting his lizard on his shoulder and it's an inch from falling off
it's only noticeable when Patrick quickly bends down forgetting he placed a small animal on his shoulder


I mean, can you blame him, with that "mad scheduling" it's almost like he has a job for a few seconds

 

[Stent]

No, child. None of my stlakers have read my books. They definitely don't have a copy.

Atlantis looks like it was drawn by Pat.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

No, child. None of my stlakers have read my books. They definitely don't have a copy.

Atlantis looks like it was drawn by Pat.

That is the worst, most incomprehensible, in book map I've ever seen.

The cover is awful and generic, too. I'm glad that dumb lizard is dead.

 

[guest]

In Pat's gay unboxing video for his gay book, he is amazed to discover his book has a map.

[MEDIA=youtube]jrXpqwrTflI[/MEDIA]

A lot of fantasy adventure books have these, most notably lord of the rings.

Does anyone have a scan of his map? I want to make fun of it.

He was so happy in this video. He was so proud of himself. He was sure that his future was bright. He was on his way to becoming a famous author and comic...

It brings me much joy to know that this place killed his dreams...He will never have another moment like the one is this video.

 

[guest]

He was so happy in this video. He was so proud of himself. He was sure that his future was bright. He was on his way to becoming a famous author and comic...

It brings me much joy to know that this place killed his dreams...He will never have another moment like the one is this video.

Oopsie doodles.

 

[Stent]

That is the worst, most incomprehensible, in book map I've ever seen.

The cover is awful and generic, too. I'm glad that dumb lizard is dead.

He really is a failure at everything.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I cannot imagine how exhausting it must be to try and get all the way through one of this sperg's awful books.

@captain_kamala didn't you attempt to read one at some point but gave up?

 

[captain_kamala]

I cannot imagine how exhausting it must be to try and get all the way through one of this sperg's awful books.

@captain_kamala didn't you attempt to read one at some point but gave up?

Yeah it was too awkward to read with the xe/xerox shit

 

[HotDogJoe]

Yeah it was too awkward to read with the xe/xerox shit

I decided to try and force myself through one of his books a while back but gave up on the first page because of that xer shit too. There's probably plenty of hidden gems in those books beyond Fonald Plump and space McDonald's but it's just not worth it to uncover them.

 

[Sputnik]

last i checked contour lines don't intersect. nice map, stupid.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

No, child. None of my stlakers have read my books. They definitely don't have a copy.

Atlantis looks like it was drawn by Pat.

“The Black Bridge” is what Nikki calls it when Tyrone brings a friend.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

"Children of a Dead Earth", his last book before tor books wasted money on him, had a map too. The "bay of landing", get there on the Road of Driving. Also, football stadium, because pigger likes his american football and so thousands of years in the future we will still gather to watch giant negros give each other spinal injuries

 

[Момент Силышенко]

No, child. None of my stlakers have read my books. They definitely don't have a copy.

Atlantis looks like it was drawn by Pat.

In the future, we will not need steering wheels.

 

[The Arm]

"Children of a Dead Earth", his last book before tor books wasted money on him, had a map too. The "bay of landing", get there on the Road of Driving. Also, football stadium, because pigger likes his american football and so thousands of years in the future we will still gather to watch giant negros give each other spinal injuries

HAMbhala.