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The Lizard King is going to prison.
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If he ever writes another book, I guarantee he steals lines from The Lizard King for it.
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I’m just sorry to bring the bad news. LK is going to the slammer.
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The lizard king is an inter-dimensional being. For all Rick knows, he could be at the con, waiting for his moment to strike. Now would be the time to make peace with your Gods, Rick.
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You are commiTting felony reptile monarch impersonation, atalker.
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It would explain Paul’s participation
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The Smaug quote is so well-chosen. No way Pig recognizes it, so it will probably end up in a tweet forthcoming.
Would have said "in a novel", but we all know that ship has sunk.
Would have said "in a novel", but we all know that ship has sunk.
Just to reiterate and beat this idea into the ground, ALL pat has to do to make this all stop is to agree that he lost and take an L from either Ernie or Bert. Over text, over twitter, on a phone call, just admit he lost, take an L from some anonymous texter that he will never meet and all of this ends. No more lost jobs, no more lost lawsuits, no more lost money, no more calls to his wife, no more tracking every person on earth who might help his career, no more arson complaints, no more screaming at cops at 1 am. Just say "I lost, I'll take the L, anonymous stranger" The only explanation for this is that he actually likes the attention, it gives him something to do while he's not working or at least an excuse for why he is not working.
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The voice acting for Smaug in the hobbit film is how I picture LK to sound.
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I love how freedom loving, anti-fascist Pat doesn't believe in a little thing called due process.
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Lizard King sounds like a perfect monster for a dungeon master to summon during this rpg convention he's at
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Is anyone setting up a GoFundMe for the Lizard King's legal defense? I'd like to donate.
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Damn. Need an ONA d&d group for that one. I got dibs on DM, child.
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The Lizard King rules.
All hail The Lizard King.
All hail The Lizard King.
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But he really will won’t he? I steal a lot of it myself but half is just me talking like a medieval despot, I know what’s mine and what’s lifted and when he steals my shit I’m going to be none ironically mad.