🎵 The kind people have a wonderful dream.. Patrick on the guillotine.. when will you die? 🎶

[RobertMewler]

Oh, just a lovely Morrissey tune I heard today and thought of our favorite pig.

Lyrics:

The kind people
Have a wonderful dream
Margaret on the guillotine
'Cause people like you
Make me feel so tired

[Chorus]
When will you die?
When will you die?
When will you die?
When will you die?
When will you die?

[Verse 2]
And people like you
Make me feel so old inside
Please die
And kind people
Do not shelter this dream
Make it real

[Chorus]
Make the dream real
Make the dream real
Make it real
Make the dream real
Make it real

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Bang bang Nikki,
Nikki bangs all day,
Who we gonna bang on when Nikki goes away?
Some girls like the fat ones,
some girls like em thin,
Niki's in her kitchen greasing up a rolling pin
Singin bang bang Nikki
Nikki bangs all day
Who we gonna bang on when Nikki goes away?
A rich girl uses a Kotex,
A poor girl uses a sheet,
Nikki don't use nothin leave her trail along the street
Singing bang bang Nikki..

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

that Morrissey Smith character is a real odd duck

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I saw Morrisey in Grimsby a couple years back, my buddy was a big fan but it was upbeat enough that I really got into it.

Back at the small hotel they asked why my buddy was so much more fucked-up than me, he said I was on more drugs than him... FFS! In the morning buddy projectile-puked the bathroom... we skidaddled outta there quick.

Morrisey pretty based recently, despite his vegan(queer)ism.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

What does the Fat say!

bah blah blah bah blah blah blaaah

WHAT DOES THE FAT SAY

 

[guest]

Fatrick in a coma, I know
I know, he's really gluttonous

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Heaven Knows I'm Overweight Now

Child, It Was Really Nothing

Pigmouth Strikes Again

Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Retweeted Me

There Is a Book That Never Gets Sold

 

[RobertMewler]

Heaven Knows I'm Overweight Now

Child, It Was Really Nothing

Pigmouth Strikes Again

Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Retweeted Me

There Is a Book That Never Gets Sold

This Charmless 'Man'

Squeal Around The Fountain

Back to the Half House

That Joke Was Never Funny

Meatloaf is Murder

Some Guts Are Bigger Than Others

 

[guest]

Oldie but goodie...

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