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The kid from Alf got cooked to death.

goo gobbler

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is this a repeat the thread bit because ONA forms is always on the cutting room floor of child actor dying news

 

Dog Eater

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Dog died too.
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What about the cat?
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I fucking loved ALF. Watched it a little while ago too and it still holds up. Even when I was a little kid, my mom couldn't contain her hate for Willy and what an obvious pedophilic fag he was. She'd always do an impression of him whining his wife's name in his stupid faggot voice. "nNnNnKate-uh". I worked for some little bitch from Bermuda who reminded me of him. I fucking hated that guy's guts. He's the only person from Bermuda I've ever met, but he was such a strange, stupid little asshole that I blindly hate everyone from Bermuda.
 

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Benji skyrocketed to fame playing the role of Brian Tanner on 101 episodes of "Alf," which aired from '86 to '90.
Did he? Did he actually skyrocket to fame?

In the late 90s I found a blog where some european dude said that Alf got him through a very hard time in his life. I actually found Benji's email address and asked if he was weirded out by some of the fans. He said he was.

Also the pedophile dad in Alf was also apparently a Shakespearian type actor who took "the craft" too seriously and hated that he was reduced to sitcom star with a passion. He was a passionate theater actor, you see, and "Alf" was beneath him in every way.

WWAWD Mrs. Ockmonick?
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Did he? Did he actually skyrocket to fame?

In the late 90s I found a blog where some european dude said that Alf got him through a very hard time in his life. I actually found Benji's email address and asked if he was weirded out by some of the fans. He said he was.

Also the pedophile dad in Alf was also apparently a Shakespearian type actor who took "the craft" too seriously and hated that he was reduced to sitcom star with a passion. He was a passionate theater actor, you see, and "Alf" was beneath him in every way.

WWAWD Mrs. Ockmonick?
I would've had no problem telling Mrs. Ockmonick to mind her Goddamn business and stay the fuck off my property. "Bitch, if I catch you looking through my windows again I'm gonna shoot you in the fucking head, do you understand me?? If I ever hear that the name 'Tanner' escaped your wrinkly lips again I'll beat the fuck out of your husband too. So you heard a bunch of banging around in the garage? MAYBE I WAS BEATING MY WIFE IN THERE. DID YOU THINK OF THAT? NOT EVERYTHING IS ALIENS YOU STUPIT BITCH."
 

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Did he? Did he actually skyrocket to fame?

In the late 90s I found a blog where some european dude said that Alf got him through a very hard time in his life. I actually found Benji's email address and asked if he was weirded out by some of the fans. He said he was.

Also the pedophile dad in Alf was also apparently a Shakespearian type actor who took "the craft" too seriously and hated that he was reduced to sitcom star with a passion. He was a passionate theater actor, you see, and "Alf" was beneath him in every way.

WWAWD Mrs. Ockmonick?
God I hate faggots like that. No, shit dick, it's not beneath you to do a job for money. Literally everyone else does it, you're not special. There's a reason actors in the ancient world had a status just above prostitutes.
 
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Also the pedophile dad in Alf was also apparently a Shakespearian type actor who took "the craft" too seriously and hated that he was reduced to sitcom star with a passion. He was a passionate theater actor, you see, and "Alf" was beneath him in every way.
GTA Vice City KCHAT radio made fun of this, there was a sitcom actor who was upset that the interviewer kept asking him to do his catchphrase instead of talking about his gay interpretive dance theater show or whatever. Great bit.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Here's one of Benji's last reddit threads (/u/benhertz)

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I've had bitches punch me in the face, slash me, stab me, etc. None have ever stolen from me and I'm pretty sure they know it's because I'd just show up and destroy everything they owned until I got my shit back or the cops came and tazed/booted me into submission.
 

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I fucking loved ALF. Watched it a little while ago too and it still holds up. Even when I was a little kid, my mom couldn't contain her hate for Willy and what an obvious pedophilic fag he was. She'd always do an impression of him whining his wife's name in his stupid faggot voice. "nNnNnKate-uh". I worked for some little bitch from Bermuda who reminded me of him. I fucking hated that guy's guts. He's the only person from Bermuda I've ever met, but he was such a strange, stupid little asshole that I blindly hate everyone from Bermuda.
A white Bermudan?
 

Rick Roblinson

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Whenever I watch ALF I always end up thinking how much better it would have been with Rodney Dangerfield as the voice. IDK if he was even up for the role or what. I'm just sayin', I think ALF would have been way funnier with Rodney's voice and personality.
 
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