the household objects saga is some of the funniest shit ever

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I mean, come on. That shit must raise some serious questions about Pat to the casual observer on Twitter

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

As with all things in the pat saga it could have been easily avoided if he wasn't such a pants shitting retard. But no, he had to respond seriously and correcT the record when his fence was tweeting and now everything he (niki) owns is tweeting at him.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

As with all things in the pat saga it could have been easily avoided if he wasn't such a pants shitting retard. But no, he had to respond seriously and correcT the record when his fence was tweeting and now everything he (niki) owns is tweeting at him.

It's incredible. You can't write shit this funny

 

[Gay Faggot.]

In pats circles it doesn’t. They’re all autistic like he is. To a regular person it’s fucking hilarious seeing someone argue with his appliances. To him, it’s delusional cyber stalkers impersonating his appliances in order to lie to people about their condition.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

In pats circles it doesn’t. They’re all autistic like he is. To a regular person it’s fucking hilarious seeing someone argue with his appliances. To him, it’s delusional cyber stalkers impersonating his appliances in order to lie to people about their condition.

I dunno man, I'm sure all his child molesting cohorts think the trolling is abhorrent but even they must secretly think that he's a total tool for not ignoring all his stuff tweeting at him

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I dunno man, I'm sure all his child molesting cohorts think the trolling is abhorrent but even they must secretly think that he's a total tool for not ignoring all his stuff tweeting at him

He’s causing them too many problems. They made an alert message for his upcoming con. They are 100% on his side and just as retarded. These are not at any level sane people. They live in a fantasy world where they’re the good guys and mean people are the bad guys. Probably all of them are functioning autistic.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He’s causing them too much problems. They made an alert message for his upcoming con. They are 100% on his side and just as retarded. These are not at any level sane people. They live in a fantasy world where they’re the good guys and mean people are the bad guys. Probably all of them are functioning autistic.

they can fuck the shit out of a kid like nobody's business too

 

[Brooke Shields]

they're okay with calling a man a woman

i don't think they'd look twice if a lamp started talking to them

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Probably all of them are functioning autistic.

You have a generous definition of “functioning,” friend.

 

[The Talking Dead]

they can fuck the shit out of a kid like nobody's business too

*manifests*

 

[N64 Cube]

Should an account be made for his terrible hot sauce?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

"Ugh, now they're impersonating our fence, Niki. Why won't Twitter do something about this?"

*Takes another sip of Miller light*

 

[Clint Ruin]

Complete agreement here, this bit is fantastic

 

[Cuphead]

Him getting pissed off over someone impersonating his toilet is fucking hilarious

 

[fusciasomething]

I hope somebody creates a believable Brewers mini marathon account and confronts him on his fat cheating

 

[Sputnik]

wha happen?