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JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

I Am Racist Man Leader of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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What $10 Star Wars clearance line gift is Annabelle getting this year?
My ex had two much younger twin brothers. They were from a huge hockey family and one Christmas I got these kids two unofficial Vancouver Canucks jerseys that cost me like $20. Weren't even names on the back. I still think about what a broke loser I looked like. They were Maple Leafs fags too. I would've been better off not getting them anything.
 

Stent

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Does the pig man buy her gifts for anything?
He bought her a shitty Star Wars gift one year. Or at least he claimed to.

She's getting a signed copy of In The Black.
PCJ and Ade are getting the bill for it.
$25k limited edition signature copy.

My ex had two much younger twin brothers. They were from a huge hockey family and one Christmas I got these kids two unofficial Vancouver Canucks jerseys that cost me like $20. Weren't even names on the back. I still think about what a broke loser I looked like. They were Maple Leafs fags too. I would've been better off not getting them anything.
I've got a nephew who is getting near the age where a $20 note isn't going to impress him anymore. I'll double it for a year or two to build up his expectations then cut him off.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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She's getting a signed copy of In The Black.
PCJ and Ade are getting the bill for it.
My ex had two much younger twin brothers. They were from a huge hockey family and one Christmas I got these kids two unofficial Vancouver Canucks jerseys that cost me like $20. Weren't even names on the back. I still think about what a broke loser I looked like. They were Maple Leafs fags too. I would've been better off not getting them anything.
They didn’t fucking deserve you, man.
 
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