The hell with admitting he's obese and that Norm is funny, here's the real end point.

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Pay attention Mr. Twitter Firebrand and six-figure SciFi writer extraordinairre, because the real lesson in all of this hasn't changed.

You will never be anything until you come to terms with the fact that you abandoned your daughter. Your real life begins that day. Absolutely everything else is a distraction from you growing the fuck up.

Thank you for attending my FAT Talk.

 

[guest]

Future bit:

-go to Hooligans but not as an atalker
-Find Pat, befriend him using shared interests, idk, talk about Cpn Kirk, who cares
-Win his trust.
-Make a big deal about the importance of REM sleep in optimizing your productivity
-Suggest a playlist for Pat to play as he goes to bed every night
-Unbeknownst to him, incorporate subliminal messages on the mp3's...faint, barely audible repetitions of the name "Annabelle"
-He listens every night...wakes up overwhelmed with Guilt and shame but doesn't know why
-Kills himself

 

[FurBurger]

Future bit:

-go to Hooligans but not as an atalker
-Find Pat, befriend him using shared interests, idk, talk about Cpn Kirk, who cares
-Win his trust.
-Make a big deal about the importance of REM sleep in optimizing your productivity
-Suggest a playlist for Pat to play as he goes to bed every night
-Unbeknownst to him, incorporate subliminal messages on the mp3's...faint, barely audible repetitions of the name "Annabelle"
-He listens every night...wakes up overwhelmed with Guilt and shame but doesn't know why
-Kills himself

Call the playlist, "Get Annabelle, Stay Annabelle"

 

[guest]

Call the playlist, "Get Annabelle, Stay Annabelle"

Have Annabelle, Abandon Anabelle.