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It was halloween and my GF wanted to watch it because she's a nigger(a female), my thoughts:
Downright horrible as a kids movie, which means fucking dogshit boring 2 hours of nothing as an adult.
Now I did see the Eddie Murphy movie so I may be biased, but I remember being able to follow the plot, and I remember Eddie being funny and the ghosts being funny.
The ghosts are barely used at all. There's several points where there's "a lot" of ghosts (like 20) and 14 of them would be generic skeleton guys. Finally at the end there's a few more detailed ghosts & are encouraged to help fight WITH the living (Note the plot doesn't make sense) and for 5 seconds during the climax of the movies 2 of those ghosts help defend the kid from some of the other ghosts while he does something. I can't tell what they were since it was in 1 second cuts, one might have been a knight.
This lil nigger dresses like this the entire movie for no explained reason:
And similarly Rosario Dawson is dressed like this(it's current day):
Looks like a fucking 1950's space program.
The main character isn't funny/goofy or likable.
He's a fucking glum black guy who talks like a fag when he's speaking sciency (cause he doesn't believe in ghosts):
nigger's name is LaKeith (i mean the real guy)
Jew Winona Ryder is in it for 30 seconds of air time as a paycheck. My girlfriend, after being scolded by me, mentioned "Big people were in it". Went through her naming them, several seconds long cameos. When she finally mentioned the black lady's name I realized we could've skipped the whole thing 2 hours ago.
Tiffany Haddish
obnoxious black female comedian steals the show by playing the obnoxious black comedian who needs to speak the most while being the least funny. No need to divulge further.
Danny Devito and Owen Wilson probably had some more improv sort of scenes that were never used since the only 2 times i can think of 'Huh'-ing at them were when they did something on their own - and those were barely left in before cutting to a displeased face of one of the black actors
The plot:
Think for 5 seconds, what was the plot of the Eddie Murphy one? --- The head house owner guy want's Eddie's wife cause she looks just like his wife that died or something. Ghosts help the people for some reason.
This plot is the house owner guy had been summoning ghosts because he's trying to reach his dead wife. Some other rich guy in a cult is collecting souls and having people killed -> fast forward they're both ghosts and the bad guy is about to reach his 1,000 soul and _________ will happen i don't know.
The ghosts were all claimed by him and are scared of him and running wild in the house away from him at midnight, but they also work for him as proven by the end climax scene.
THE PEOPLE once stepping foot in the house, are then "haunted" by a random ghost and told to 'come back' and it's a bunch of retarded over the top shit.
BUT these ghosts are convinced to not follow them at one point in the movie by the black guy saying "Please don't follow us this time so we can do this one thing so we can get rid of bad guy forever' - but then why would they agree since they are still on bad guys side pre-climax.
Also on the note of it being a kids movie.
They had scary looking ghosts, and scary-ish attack scenes that didn't have any goofy effect to them other than the character screaming and music not fitting the scene of someone almost dying.
Faggot movie for faggot people and girlfriends. Obviously written and directed by some holes and nigs. I just looked up the wikipedia now. Yup
Downright horrible as a kids movie, which means fucking dogshit boring 2 hours of nothing as an adult.
Now I did see the Eddie Murphy movie so I may be biased, but I remember being able to follow the plot, and I remember Eddie being funny and the ghosts being funny.
The ghosts are barely used at all. There's several points where there's "a lot" of ghosts (like 20) and 14 of them would be generic skeleton guys. Finally at the end there's a few more detailed ghosts & are encouraged to help fight WITH the living (Note the plot doesn't make sense) and for 5 seconds during the climax of the movies 2 of those ghosts help defend the kid from some of the other ghosts while he does something. I can't tell what they were since it was in 1 second cuts, one might have been a knight.
This lil nigger dresses like this the entire movie for no explained reason:
And similarly Rosario Dawson is dressed like this(it's current day):
Looks like a fucking 1950's space program.
The main character isn't funny/goofy or likable.
He's a fucking glum black guy who talks like a fag when he's speaking sciency (cause he doesn't believe in ghosts):
nigger's name is LaKeith (i mean the real guy)
Jew Winona Ryder is in it for 30 seconds of air time as a paycheck. My girlfriend, after being scolded by me, mentioned "Big people were in it". Went through her naming them, several seconds long cameos. When she finally mentioned the black lady's name I realized we could've skipped the whole thing 2 hours ago.
Tiffany Haddish
obnoxious black female comedian steals the show by playing the obnoxious black comedian who needs to speak the most while being the least funny. No need to divulge further.
Danny Devito and Owen Wilson probably had some more improv sort of scenes that were never used since the only 2 times i can think of 'Huh'-ing at them were when they did something on their own - and those were barely left in before cutting to a displeased face of one of the black actors
The plot:
Think for 5 seconds, what was the plot of the Eddie Murphy one? --- The head house owner guy want's Eddie's wife cause she looks just like his wife that died or something. Ghosts help the people for some reason.
This plot is the house owner guy had been summoning ghosts because he's trying to reach his dead wife. Some other rich guy in a cult is collecting souls and having people killed -> fast forward they're both ghosts and the bad guy is about to reach his 1,000 soul and _________ will happen i don't know.
The ghosts were all claimed by him and are scared of him and running wild in the house away from him at midnight, but they also work for him as proven by the end climax scene.
THE PEOPLE once stepping foot in the house, are then "haunted" by a random ghost and told to 'come back' and it's a bunch of retarded over the top shit.
BUT these ghosts are convinced to not follow them at one point in the movie by the black guy saying "Please don't follow us this time so we can do this one thing so we can get rid of bad guy forever' - but then why would they agree since they are still on bad guys side pre-climax.
Also on the note of it being a kids movie.
They had scary looking ghosts, and scary-ish attack scenes that didn't have any goofy effect to them other than the character screaming and music not fitting the scene of someone almost dying.
Faggot movie for faggot people and girlfriends. Obviously written and directed by some holes and nigs. I just looked up the wikipedia now. Yup
