THE GUN IS GOOD

[Lamont & Tonelli]

THE PODCAST IS EVIL​

 

[Meownaw]

Yep he will definitely recover from this now.

 

[BoringFaggot]

What did he exactly do again? Things tend to get lost here in the blaze of battle...

I know the podcast was hot garbage, but what was the final straw that broke the Brazilian tranny's back?

 

[Feltch My Ass]

What did he exactly do again? Things tend to get lost here in the blaze of battle...

I know the podcast was hot garbage, but what was the final straw that broke the Brazilian tranny's back?

He said he liked @Snake’s drawings

 

[guest]

What did he exactly do again? Things tend to get lost here in the blaze of battle...

I know the podcast was hot garbage, but what was the final straw that broke the Brazilian tranny's back?

He sperged out and threatened to dox people if they kept making fun of him. That was the final straw.

 

[guest]

He's in his early 40s? Looks like he's in his late 40s tbh

 

[Meownaw]

L

He's in his early 40s? Looks like he's in his late 40s tbh

Late 40's whyyyyy

 

[BoringFaggot]

He sperged out and threatened to dox people if they kept making fun of him. That was the final straw.

Wow, fuck that nigga...

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Zardan speaks to you, his chosen ones. You have been raised up from brutality, to kill the brutals who multiply, and are legion. To this end, Zardan your god gave you the gift of the gun. The gun is good.​

I cannot get enough of this giant goofy retard head.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

You see, O&A forums' morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.​

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

You see, O&A forums' morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.​

ZARDAN IS PLEASED.​

 

[ChildSpitTake]

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right?... You had a bad day and everything changed.​

 

[Jenna]

"Let me give you a little inside information about Quasi. Quasi likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives pests instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do, I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' his sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!"​

 

[Jenna]

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you pests do not. You move to a lolcow and you troll and troll until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another lolcow. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Pests are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and I am the cure.​

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Between the time when the Oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the Sons of Boomia, there was an age undreamed. Unto this, Codan: destined to wear the jeweled crown of Podcastonia upon a troubled brow. Only I, his chronicler, can tell thee of his saga.
Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!​

 

[ChildSpitTake]

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to the men who rise and sleep under the blanket of the very entertainment that I provide, and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a mic and start a podcast.​

 

[Feltch My Ass]

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!​

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Save this for my new ZarDan alt, please

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE​

 

[Stent]

Calling all stations
Can anybody tell me, tell me exactly where I am
I've lost all sense of direction
Watching the darkness closing around me
Feeling the cold all through my body
That's why I'm calling all stations
In the hope that someone hears me
A single lonely voice

I feel the sensation disappearing
There's a tingling in my arms
And there's a numbness in my hands

All the broken promises
All my good intentions don't add up to very much
And I realize whatever happened, whatever happened
I remember all the moments that I've wasted in my life
All the things I was always gonna do
Why is it now when it's too late
That I've finally realized it's important to me
To think that everything that's dear to me
And is always in my heart
Could so easily be taken
And it's tearing me apart
Going over and over in my mind
I relive it one second at a time

Calling all stations
Can anybody tell me, tell me exactly where I am
How different things look when your all on your own
Watching the darkness closing all around me
All around me
And I'm lost with feeling
Of your arms to remind me
Of everything that's dear to me
And is always in my heart
Could so easily be taken
And it's tearing me apart
Going over and over in my mind
I relive it one second at a time
Don't you know there's never been a moment
When I haven't had the thought
That everything that's dear to me
And is always in my heart
Could so easily be taken
And it's tearing me apart
Going over and over in my mind
I relive it one second at a time
As I sit here in the darkness
Feeling so alone
And everything that's dear to me
And is always in my heart​