The Golden Ages of Patposting

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Today might be one of the greatest days in Patposting History. To reminisce on our glorious history, let's think back on all of our great eras.

1. Norm/11 - When it all began, leading to Patrick's initial Twitter ban
2. No more posts about Patrick - The 2nd Sub Saga, culminating in front page news and a total ban for the most notorious sub in reddit history
3. The Lappening - One of the most productive eras in uprooting details from Patrick's life
4. Election Day - Twitter account is banned again on the day of election and the release of In The Black
5. The Lolsuit - Patrick kicks things into the next gear by filing the most retarded lawsuit in internet history
6. Apostlegate
7. Today - Fatrick finally admits to losing the lolsuit and Patposting Goes Mainstream, with arguably more eyes brought to the attention of Fatty's plight than ever before. Everyone has the same opinion: He's a fat faggot with bitch tits and solely responsible for his retarded predicament.

Whadda summa dem udda moments we got?

 

[ChildSpitTake]

His "I lost my Twitter account" days were forum holidays, brothaman

 

[N64 Cube]

I’ve always liked when his Twitter account was suspended right around when his book came out. He couldn’t promote it.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I’ve always liked when his Twitter account was suspended right around when his book came out. He couldn’t promote it.

Right at the election too. We were spared his Trump sperg out.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I’ve always liked when his Twitter account was suspended right around when his book came out. He couldn’t promote it.

This one. He tweeted the day before, saying some like 'begging pays the bills around here, so tomorrow I'll be shilling my book.' Dumb pig never got to, the twitter bans really were perfectly timed.

 

[Dragon Wagon]

when his cat got banned from Twitter. Which was like a year after Anthony's cat got banned from twitter....

These fucking people.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[bovinebrain]

I liked when we were hoping between subs daily over the summer of 2019 with both Joe and Pat after us, knowing that we were back on a new sub right after one got banned, but they didn’t know exactly where yet.

 

[guest]

I found out about the Lappening first. Pat said the cucking was of "public record" so I speed read his blog and found it relatively quickly. Just thought I should take credit there as I'm very proud.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I found out about the Lappening first. Pat said the cucking was of "public record" so I speed read his blog and found it relatively quickly. Just thought I should take credit there as I'm very proud.

I nominated for thread of the year 2020 but for some reason it didn't win a landslide. Recency bias, it was revealed in January

 

[guest]

Today might be one of the greatest days in Patposting History. To reminisce on our glorious history, let's think back on all of our great eras.

1. Norm/11 - When it all began, leading to Patrick's initial Twitter ban
2. No more posts about Patrick - The 2nd Sub Saga, culminating in front page news and a total ban for the most notorious sub in reddit history
3. The Lappening - One of the most productive eras in uprooting details from Patrick's life
4. Election Day - Twitter account is banned again on the day of election and the release of In The Black
5. The Lolsuit - Patrick kicks things into the next gear by filing the most retarded lawsuit in internet history
6. Apostlegate
7. Today - Fatrick finally admits to losing the lolsuit and Patposting Goes Mainstream, with arguably more eyes brought to the attention of Fatty's plight than ever before. Everyone has the same opinion: He's a fat faggot with bitch tits and solely responsible for his retarded predicament.

Whadda summa dem udda moments we got?

It’s the truly trivial moments I treasure. Being attacked by a squirrel and complaining about his cat’s name being stolen stand out. For the love of ham he’s literally an enormous retard.

 

[Midian9876]

The autism thread and when he tried to battle us atalkers on Reddit was a good bit. Can’t forget the speeding court date too. I still crack up at whomever played the fucking people’s court theme in it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat was fucked once the covid lockdowns happened. Had more time to really dig in. Thats when I found his 1/2 marathon time. Things got pretty interesting after that.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The autism thread and when he tried to battle us atalkers on Reddit was a good bit. Can’t forget the speeding court date too. I still crack up at whomever played the fucking people’s court theme in it.

Hearing “This is the plaintiff Joseph Qumia” will always make me laugh. They thought his TV was on too loud. That’s a bit only us retards would get.

 

[stealthygeek]

Goodreads was fun. Reading all the new reviews everyday, him freaking out in the comments and watching his book rating nosedive in real time.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Outagamie County Court was another fun one.

Like the LOLsuit, I was fortunate to find both and bring to the attention of this esteemed board.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Was "sues alamo" the last sub?

 

[HotDogJoe]

I liked when we were hoping between subs daily over the summer of 2019 with both Joe and Pat after us, knowing that we were back on a new sub right after one got banned, but they didn’t know exactly where yet.

New sub day was fucking great. Was so funny to see thousands of people regroup instantly despite piggy and the cow's best efforts.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

It's like an endless summer, or a drug with no comedown.

I just worry that the Pay Quazi finale will be disappointing. Like, we'll have a screenshot of a check but without Pat's name on it. Or it'll all have been a dream or some weak cop-out.

 

[AntSucks]

Getting kicked off reddit was the greatest thing to happen to Patposting. Reddit's stupid rules always turns its users against each other as they snitch on each other to protect the sub. It was the stupidest thing he could have done because there, it was contained. Here, it's the United States of Patposting.