The funniest thing about Pat's life

[guest]

Is that YOU could be doing whatever it is, be anywhere you could be...and you just know either 5min before whatever you were doing, or within the next 5 mins: Pat is going to read a text from someone he will have to instruct to cease contacting his phone number.

 

[Harry Powell]

Oh. I thought it was that he got cucked.

 

[Random username]

Funniest thing about pats life is us.
We're still hilarious.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

But......he’s gay

I mean he’s gay excuse me...he’s BLIND

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Also...FAT

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Pat being a failure, he tries make it sound whatever he owns is something special but its not, he lives in a old frat flop house, he drives a 14 year old car with 170k miles on it,his books are dog shit, christ almighty the list never ends

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

He wants to be a writer but he can't write.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

The continued failure to prevent the rascals laughing at him and calling him fat is the funniest thing for me. It's like some kind of weird paradox where the harder he tries to make us stop laughing the funnier it becomes.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

The addiction to the last word... The obsession with trying to be superior.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Corpulent pedophile

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Oh. I thought it was that he got cucked.

And not only “cucked” but humiliated beyond belief. By a man who is superior to Pat in every fucking way, with a ginormous cock.

I’ve said it before if it had happened to me I personally would’ve ended it or moved into a cabin in the mountains.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He wants to be a writer but he can't write.

He doesn't even read. The only content he consumes is Twitter and Disney.

 

[ChildlessHambino]

I am not Flounder from Animal House child, that is simply your delusion stlaker

 

[FurBurger]

He doesn't even read. The only content he consumes is Twitter and Disney.

I'm sure there's a William Gibson quote, something about "If there's a secret to any of this, it's that I spend more time reading than watching TV"

 

[RaggotFetard]

But......he’s gay

I mean he’s gay excuse me...he’s BLIND

Lol! I remember that video. The lady anchor had a Freudian slip cus the blind climber really did sound super gay when they interviewed him prior. The video went viral and she later claimed she had a brain fart cus they did a segment on a lesbian issue earlier that day, but I knew the truth cus that’s the first thing I thought when I heard the climber speak.

Here’s the video, for the uninitiated.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Funniest part really is how he spent years portraying himself as this bodybuilding, street fighting, finely tuned athlete who has been inside countless women and earns hundreds of thousands of dollars a year and now he’s just an old fat dude who writes sci-fi and tweets about cyberstalkers 80 times a day.

 

[Phish]

Funniest part really is how he spent years portraying himself as this bodybuilding, street fighting, finely tuned athlete who has been inside countless women and earns hundreds of thousands of dollars a year and now he’s just an old fat dude who writes sci-fi and tweets about cyberstalkers 80 times a day.

Know how he acts like a hip spring chicken all the time? I bet theyll be an exact day, where he flips the script and starts with “Son, i have all the experience in the world. Ive lived for 49 years and learned it all. Let me know youre ready for your lesson” or whatever gay shit. Hes going to turn into fucking Gandolf one of these months.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Know how he acts like a hip spring chicken all the time? I bet theyll be an exact day, where he flips the script and starts with “Son, i have all the experience in the world. Ive lived for 49 years and learned it all. Let me know youre ready for your lesson” or whatever gay shit. Hes going to turn into fucking Gandolf one of these months.

You're 100% right there. Every breath he takes is just to fuel some delusion (or outright lie) about how much more right he is than everyone else.