The FBI is coming for you, little infant baby child stlakers

[guest]

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[captain_kamala]

i wish an op would come after me for my goodreads activities

 

[guest]

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.fbi.gov/about/faqs[/URL]

• In the U.S. and its territories, FBI special agents may make arrests for any federal offense committed in their presence or when they have reasonable grounds to believe that the person to be arrested has committed, or is committing, a felony violation of U.S. laws. On foreign soil, FBI special agents generally do not have authority to make arrests except in certain cases where, with the consent of the host country, Congress has granted the FBI extraterritorial jurisdiction.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Glad we've solved the other problems in this country.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

The FBI should know Patrick begs for 5 star reviews on Goodreads. Deceptive practices like this could lead to an increase in book sales which is clearly fraud.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I just talked to them.

Oh wait. That's kind of part of my job.

 

[Will Tate]

What if you're not reviewing the product but the creator of the product? Asking for a friend.

 

[guest]

The most exciting thing about this is that the likes were at 999 and I got to make it 1K. Now I know what really living is.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

FBI AGENT 1 - All right Ted, here's the dossier. We gotta round up all these people and get em into custody.

FBI AGENT 2 - Jesus, that's a lot of names! What'd they do? Drugs? Kiddie porn?

FBI AGENT 1 - Nah, they left fake negative reviews for a book.

FBI AGENT 2 - HAHAHAHAHA! You've gotta be fucking kidding! You're kidding me, right?

FBI AGENT 1 - Serious as cancer.

FBI AGENT 2 - Okay, then, which book was it?

FBI AGENT 1 - Let's see, uuuuuh... looks like it's Starship Repo.

FBI AGENT 2 - *stands up, face stern and serious* These fuckers don't like Will Tate?