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The FBI arc could easily be the thing that lands Patrick in prison

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As we know, he has a long history of false flags, including sending himself fake voicemails, vandalizing his own property and even created an account here to post threats to himself. The recent RO hearing also showed that he’s willing to lie under oath.

However, fabricating a fake bomb threat to catch the FBI’s attention is a whole other level, even for for him. It’s so obvious he concocted that story himself and immediately deleting that tweet looks suspect as fuck already.

Also, isn’t it funny that according to him, the turning point was the 8 days of consecutive death threats and not the apparent bomb threat. It’s almost as if once he got them to take him seriously, he felt emboldened to share the real thing he did to get their attention. Too bad kiwis already proved no bomb threat existed with a quick Google search. I’m sure the FBI don’t have access to such advanced technology to be able to prove he wasted their time. I wonder if he’ll get in trouble when they realize he’s trying to use them as a desperate last resort 🤔

As always, his ridiculous over confidence and need for constant twitter attention will be the thing that trips him up and it’s going to be hilarious to witness.
 
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As someone else mentioned, if anyone (including Patrick) had called in a bomb threat, the entire con would have been evacuated and it would have made the news. It obviously never happened which is why Patrick deleted the tweet immediately. As for meeting with the FBI, they get thousands of idiots every single day trying to sic them on people who call them names on the internet. Unless someone (Louise Mensch) pulled some strings behind the scenes, he never met with the FBI. If he did, he would have been told to fuck off and stop replying to everything. He also would have likely provided false statements to them so that would probably be the only thing that would screw him, but even that is not a priority for the FBI, they have actual crimes (murders, drug smuggling, human trafficking, actual SWATting/bomb threats, etc) to deal with. Unless they actually start an investigation and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of man hours on behalf of Fatrick, they aren't going to do anything to him for lying.
 
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As we know, he has a long history of false flags, including sending himself fake voicemails, vandalizing his own property and even created an account here to post threats to himself. The recent RO hearing also showed that he’s willing to lie under oath.

However, fabricating a fake bomb threat to catch the FBI’s attention is a whole other level, even for for him. It’s so obvious he concocted that story himself and immediately deleting that tweet looks suspect as fuck already.

Also, isn’t it funny that according to him, the turning point was the 8 days of consecutive death threats and not the apparent bomb threat. It’s almost as if once he got them to take him seriously, he felt emboldened to share the real thing he did to get their attention. Too bad kiwis already proved no bomb threat existed with a quick Google search. I’m sure the FBI don’t have access to such advanced technology to be able to prove he wasted their time. I wonder if he’ll get in trouble when they realize he’s trying to use them as a desperate last resort 🤔

As always, his ridiculous over confidence and need for constant twitter attention will be the thing that trips him up and it’s going to be hilarious to witness.
At what point does reality set in for this literally enormous lunatic? His learning curve is as round as a number two pencil. Also: fat, gay retarded, etc.
 

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At what point does reality set in for this literally enormous lunatic? His learning curve is as round as a number two pencil. Also: fat, gay retarded, etc.
Reality sets in after the FBI agent calls him a fat faggot with bitch tits. Who next?

Patrick has been unable to replicate the sanctuary Mama Raven provided in school from the reality that Patrick is a fat and cunty dummy.

Patrick's projection of his superiority onto social media is severely compromised by:
spelling and grammar errors - pro author
autistic spergspamming
inability to debate
poorly repackaged internet nitwit gotcha's
constant insertion of idiotic 'expert' ideas
tranny simping
bloated selfies at rube tourist traps

In short, dear FBI agent, Patrick needs the Waco/Ruby Ridge treatment.
 
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Reality sets in after the FBI agent calls him a fat faggot with bitch tits. Who next?

Patrick has been unable to replicate the sanctuary Mama Raven provided in school from the reality that Patrick is a fat and cunty dummy.

Patrick's projection of his superiority onto social media is severely compromised by:
spelling and grammar errors - pro author
autistic spergspamming
inability to debate
poorly repackaged internet nitwit gotcha's
constant insertion of idiotic 'expert' ideas
tranny simping
bloated selfies at rube tourist traps

In short, dear FBI agent, Patrick needs the Waco/Ruby Ridge treatment.
Tough but fair. He’s also fat.
 

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Unless they actually start an investigation and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of man hours on behalf of Fatrick, they aren't going to do anything to him for lying.
Oh God, please let them bill Pig for their trouble once they find out he was lying to them. He'll wish he'd just paid Quasi and shut the fuck up. Maybe. He is crazy after all.
 

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As someone else mentioned, if anyone (including Patrick) had called in a bomb threat, the entire con would have been evacuated and it would have made the news. It obviously never happened which is why Patrick deleted the tweet immediately.

It's hilarious how poorly thought through all his schemes are. How does he not think of this shit before tweeting that? I've never known such a dumb person to be so convinced they're smart. This is all sideshow blob's life has been for the last 4 years..

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It would not shock me in the least if this is a fraudulent effort by Pat to have law enforcement to use their resources to at least get a few identities regardless of whether any charges are made in order for him to file suit and recoup some of the lawsuit money/what he owes Quasi.

Problem is at best, if he gets buy-in, they’re only going to be interested in the death threats if they actually exist and not any of the other trolling. This isn’t gonna turn into some widespread investigation unless suddenly we’re chinks or Russians evading sanctions.
 
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However, fabricating a fake bomb threat to catch the FBI’s attention is a whole other level, even for for him. It’s so obvious he concocted that story himself and immediately deleting that tweet looks suspect as fuck already.

He didn't do that. He just made the whole thing up to make the rascals try and look bad to the normies on Twitter.
LIke others have said, the con would have been evacuated, it would have made the news, there would have been police reports. Not to mention the fact that nothing like that has ever even been mentioned here.

So that leads me to conclude that one of two things happened. He never went to see the FBI -or- He went to see them and they blew him off again because he's still provoking the rascals and he won't change his number. He's knows nothing happened and he knows that the rascals know nothing happened but he can play the victim on Twitter. It's so dumb though because he's basically admitting to those in the know that he's making shit up and nothing is happening. But he's just so desperate for attention and likes that he'll tank everything for that shot of dopamine. He's completely incapable of shutting his fucking MOUTH that he'll fuck up anything that could possibly go his way.
 

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This is the "bomb threat" Pat is talking about. Nice job admitting you read the forums dummy.

If that's the case, the FBI dismissed Fat after 10 minutes. That's not even close to being a threat.

Doesn't he know the difference between "I'm going to" and "I would rather"? I guess he didn't pay attention in his short stint in community college.
 
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