The fat unemployed son of a rodeo clown and a guidance counsellor, with no education, no credentials and no career. A 1.2 GPA and no money.

[NoBacon]

We need this intellectual powerhouse to plug the holes of democracy.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Also he can tell the richest man in the world where he's going wrong.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

No career? He is a published author with 6 books in bookstores and libraries across the country, has had his political commentary published in The Hill and a little newspaper you may have heard of -- The New York Times -- and reaches 40,000 people a day through his social media platform.

What do you do for a living, character?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I am fighting for America's freedom, children, and, the end of tyranny.

 

[NoBacon]

What do you do for a living, character?

I’m a full on rapist

 

[Will Tate]

I am fighting for America's freedom, children, and, the end of tyranny.

Remember, of his 160K or whatever tweets and counting, at least 1/3 of it is this shit.

 

[guest]

How do you even get a 1.2 GPA?

 

[Will Tate]

How do you even get a 1.2 GPA?

By being terribly, terribly fat.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

How do you even get a 1.2 GPA?

He's literally more dumb than niggers.

 

[guest]

He's literally more dumb than niggers.

I'm not even joking. He went to a white trash school and still managed to get a D- average. Now he looks down on all those people in Westfield as if he's superior. Its amazing really.

 

[guest]

I'm not even joking. He went to a white trash school and still managed to get a D- average. Now he looks down on all those people in Westfield as if he's superior. Its amazing really.

He's doing important things, like picking fights on every messaging platform possible or trying to write a Tiny Tim ripoff. They're not.

 

[Stent]

He left it all behind for the big city and became permanently unemployed. It's a modern day fairy tale.

 

[guest]

I’m a full on rapist

It's a living, at least you're out there daily making sure the the raping is happening.

 

[EraGodless]

How do you even get a 1.2 GPA?

You basically get mostly D's and F's for all 4 years of high school. He had a couple of B's and C's thrown in, but he was spectacularly bad at math & science. You know, the things he writes about.

And instead of pulling his head out of his culo when he attended junior college, it was more of the same- except he probably got straight F's and he dropped out. Given his poor HS transcript, he most likely had to take remedial college classes, to prove that he wasn't legitimately retarded.

 

[Stent]

You basically get mostly D's and F's for all 4 years of high school. He had a couple of B's and C's thrown in, but he was spectacularly bad at math & science. You know, the things he writes about.

And instead of pulling his head out of his culo when he attended junior college, it was more of the same- except he probably got straight F's and he dropped out. Given his poor HS transcript, he most likely had to take remedial college classes, to prove that he wasn't legitimately retarded.

Ok, now explain it all again, except take 3 hours and call it a podcast.

 

[guest]

You basically get mostly D's and F's for all 4 years of high school. He had a couple of B's and C's thrown in, but he was spectacularly bad at math & science. You know, the things he writes about.

And instead of pulling his head out of his culo when he attended junior college, it was more of the same- except he probably got straight F's and he dropped out. Given his poor HS transcript, he most likely had to take remedial college classes, to prove that he wasn't legitimately retarded.

I fucked around in school during the ages of 13-16. I buckled down more after that but for those 3 years I did the bare minimum. And I'm certainly not the smartest guy in the world. But I never got lower than a C in any exam, even in a subject like physics where I had no interest or inclination and a crap teacher (crap in the sense that he was great at physics but couldn't teach it to someone who wasn't.) School exams in England, especially in maths and sciences require zero talent or imagination. You just need to memorise stuff. I can't imagine it's that different in the States. Patrick is a fat retard is what I'm driving at.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

We need this intellectual powerhouse to plug the holes of democracy.

He is also qualified to advise space travel because he has seen all the seasons of star trek.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I fucked around in school during the ages of 13-16. I buckled down more after that but for those 3 years I did the bare minimum. And I'm certainly not the smartest guy in the world. But I never got lower than a C in any exam, even in a subject like physics where I had no interest or inclination and a crap teacher (crap in the sense that he was great at physics but couldn't teach it to someone who wasn't.) School exams in England, especially in maths and sciences require zero talent or imagination. You just need to memorise stuff. I can't imagine it's that different in the States. Patrick is a fat retard is what I'm driving at.

It’s no different in the states - there’s no creativity or extrapolation that’s required. It’s largely grinding through equations or memorizing definitions and concepts. I sucked at both through HS.

I didn’t truly learn to do math until I studied Econ in college because I was using it as a tool to solve econ problems as opposed to just an equation.

 

[NoBacon]

It's a living, at least you're out there daily making sure the the raping is happening.

Someone has to.

 

[EraGodless]

I fucked around in school during the ages of 13-16. I buckled down more after that but for those 3 years I did the bare minimum. And I'm certainly not the smartest guy in the world. But I never got lower than a C in any exam, even in a subject like physics where I had no interest or inclination and a crap teacher (crap in the sense that he was great at physics but couldn't teach it to someone who wasn't.) School exams in England, especially in maths and sciences require zero talent or imagination. You just need to memorise stuff. I can't imagine it's that different in the States. Patrick is a fat retard is what I'm driving at.

In the states, you generally just have to show up and pay the bare minimum of attention and you will usually wind up with atleast a C. Just don't be a dickhead (impossible for Pat) and don't be a truant.

I did both and I was sent to military school. I was shocked at how easy school is when you show up, are not a dick, and pay a little attention. I went from a 1.7 and being put with the idiots, to basically straight A's, honor roll, and college scholarships.

Most kids either start poorly and finish well or they start off really well and finish poorly due to alcohol/drugs/peer groups. Pat had no excuse not to be atleast a B student; especially since his mom was literally a counselor for the school district. She was either really embarrassed and gave up on him or she flat out didn't give a fuck that her son had special Ed level grades and he was taking Algebra 1 as a senior.