The Eternals is Dogshit

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

That's about it. It had an actual gay nigger from outer space

 

[Gay Faggot.]

But was it a gay nigger…..IN SPACE????

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He stayed on earth with his husband and the son they both molest

 

[Mitch Weaver]

What the fuck is the eternals?

 

[Not bad]

What the fuck is the eternals?

 

[Stent]

They have a deaf character who said she could tell what people were saying by sensing the vibrations their voices caused. That's exactly what hearing is.

 

[guest]

That's about it. It had an actual gay nigger from outer space

[URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space']Remake of this gem[/URL]

 

[Renaus]

I can't watch cape shit. The movies are at best a 6.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Holy shit there's another Cape shit?

Wish I were into this shit

 

[guest]

Holy shit there's another Cape shit?

Wish I were into this shit

My feelings from atleast 2008ish when they really started obsessing over cape shit crap...

 

[Dennyislife]

Holy shit there's another Cape shit?

Wish I were into this shit

Honestly I am glad I am not into it at all it seems such a time commitment

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Honestly I am glad I am not into it at all it seems such a time commitment

true theres like 10 major cape shit movies just from last year, then you gotta get the toys and games, waste of time and money

 

[Cuphead]

Never watched it and not going to. But I think it's funny how it was the first Marvel film to be both a critical and financial flop.

They made a big deal how they were going out of their way to make it the most diverse Marvel movie ever. For fucks sake they had a gay black superhero and Kumail Nanjani is suppose to be one of the Eternals? Give me a fucking break.

Even my girlfriend who loves the Marvel stuff says it was boring.

 

[Cuphead]

 

[Chapel]

Never watched it and not going to. But I think it's funny how it was the first Marvel film to be both a critical and financial flop.

They made a big deal how they were going out of their way to make it the most diverse Marvel movie ever. For fucks sake they had a gay black superhero and Kumail Nanjani is suppose to be one of the Eternals? Give me a fucking break.

Even my girlfriend who loves the Marvel stuff says it was boring.

Fucking Angelina Jolie being cast in any movie should be an warning that its shite

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

They have a deaf character who said she could tell what people were saying by sensing the vibrations their voices caused. That's exactly what hearing is.

The scene when she cried out in anguish and made the most retarded sound ever made me laugh

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Never watched it and not going to. But I think it's funny how it was the first Marvel film to be both a critical and financial flop.

They made a big deal how they were going out of their way to make it the most diverse Marvel movie ever. For fucks sake they had a gay black superhero and Kumail Nanjani is suppose to be one of the Eternals? Give me a fucking break.

Even my girlfriend who loves the Marvel stuff says it was boring.

If the eternals were designed by some super being, why would they be black deaf, gay Scottish or a street shitter.

 

[Chapel]

If the eternals were designed by some super being, why would they be black deaf, gay Scottish or a street shitter.

Jimmy Sommervilles got a pink cape on his shit smeared cock?

 

[medium wyzzz]

Is it at least written well?