The Drooler Report 6/17/22: Pat, Joe, and Dan share their side of the story!

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

Found these on aliexpress.com

r/United93 🛩 textin joe

Finally I found these on a private flickr album shared by Chris Stanley...

 

[HotDogJoe]

The Joe ones at the end always catch me off guard haha

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Deadly force? Where was that deadly force when he got robbed for his phone?

 

[Harry Powell]

Hopefully Dan will get a chuckle out of this. Hope he’s doing alright.

 

[guest]

939.49  Defense of property and protection against retail theft.
(1)  A person is privileged to threaten or intentionally use force against another for the purpose of preventing or terminating what the person reasonably believes to be an unlawful interference with the person's property. Only such degree of force or threat thereof may intentionally be used as the actor reasonably believes is necessary to prevent or terminate the interference. It is not reasonable to intentionally use force intended or likely to cause death or great bodily harm for the sole purpose of defense of one's property.

Sounds like a threat to commit murder against our beloved FFBL. Wait for the knock, Rick.

 

[Harry Powell]

Love the toilet paper idea btw.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Love the toilet paper idea btw.

He'd probably run into the police precinct with it in a ziploc bag demanding that the Milwaukee PD forensics team examine it immediately

 

[guest]

Holy fuck. I couldn't breath for 5 minutes. Cumming in her eyes from the bushes killed me.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

He'd probably run into the police precinct with it in a ziploc bag demanding that the Milwaukee PD forensics team examine it immediately

you can bet he would call a company to clean it with taxpayers money cause hes lazy as fuck

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I can’t compliment your genius any more. There’s nothing left to say, other than TYFYS.

 

[Jenna]

He'd probably run into the police precinct with it in a ziploc bag demanding that the Milwaukee PD forensics team examine it immediately

"What did you expect to happen here today, sir?"

"I expected it to be dusted for fingerprints as well as running the fecal matter against your database to find a match."

"We don't have a fecal database."

"Hush, child."

 

[Stent]

Sticky pee pee threats will be met with... deadly force.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

How am I going to kick the shit out of Patrick with these broken ribs?

 

[Opie Army]

pooping chicken bones into a vagina is skillful

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The idea of sitting in the bushes with your cock locked and loaded, ready to blast ropes of cum directly into Niki's eyes has tickled my ribs to say the least.

 

[SFWA liaison]

"any attack against my property will be met with deadly force" - gun law expert Fatrick Swine Tomlinson admitting he'd murder someone over a car being peed on

forget the fact that 3 nigger teens took his phone at Hoolies and he just sat there, fatly.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

#1 Pat, Joe, and Dan texter