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The DMAN's Airing of Grievances, Week of 1/27 (Your D-HOROSCOPE)

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@musTARD makes a very clever change to his moniker, but in taking two steps forward he takes 3 steps back by removing his Pedophilic Jeffrey Jones avatar which The DMAN gifted to him. You listen to The DMAN, you go straight to the top. You don't? You're never heard from again. You made your decision, Mustie.

@Dark Dan Disciple and @BUBBLER are just confusing the market for no reason. The real Bubbles keeps everyone on the shamecast honest. On the forums it looks like he has trouble picking a name and sticking with it. You want to be a success in this field? You'd better choose your moniker and stick with it. The constant name changing is not funny and it's not protecting you. Stop playing games. The DMAN likes to know who he's talking to on here. This comment goes out likewise to @Suetonius who seems to have settled on a solid one.

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda continues to pollute The DMAN's mind with pro Canadian rhetoric, and his DBODY is simply rejecting the overload of false information. Not only that but Abe has attempted to influence The DMAN to commit violent crime on his behalf including kidnapping. This is what Canadians do though, while they sit there and eat their macaroni and cheese with gravy like fucking children. You having some sugary cereal later too, scamp? Run along and go play some hockey in the street, over near that busy roundabout.

@Turk February playing the sad sack guy who refuses to hit you back when you roast him. Don't just slunk and walk away. We all have the commonality of language. Turk, when your elder has you in the ring and he stiffs you, he expects you to stiff him back, This is strong-style ethics 101. Stop being a faggot and chop back, you little drunken Yorkshire Terrier. Is The DMAN going to have to crack your little white jaw to make you hit back? Do you have the doordash driver leave it on the ground or do you actually open the door and let them see into the apartment you squat in?

@NotHomeRunCumia Doing some kind of liberal gimmick that's not working. We let Fezzie get away with it because he was funny for so many years. You ain't there yet. On the shamecast you're kind of like the guy sitting in the background drinking coffee on the original Tom Green show stage. That's a good reference only the Canadians will understand and then post for 9 pages about. HRC, you are so uninteresting that half of your paragraph is about Abe and the Canadian faction. Doesn't that make you feel small? It damn well should. And stop acting out against The DMAN with your car crashes. You know The DMAN didn't earn any car crashes. He earns Ribs. And when you car crash him because you took something as a personal attack you're misusing the system and stealing Ribs out of The DPOCKETS. For what purpose? To let Mewler and people of lower stock like that to take up the leaderboards for Ribs? This is who you want representing you? Make your own bed and then beat your husband in it.

@Legal Eagle Nelsonn Here's the deal. The DMAN got Boq to admit that he thinks touching hard dry Whale Sperm nugget made him a wealthy aristocrat in his village. He did this during the whole fake car manual deal, which still has not been properly accounted for. You on the other hand just follow Boq around and piggyback everything with non-sequiturs that frankly, suck dick. You're not funny on the forums. You are a good panelist on the shamecast because you have that mad Boston Bobby Kelly energy. And that The DMAN can appreciate. Let some of that goodness on the forums without all this "my boyfriend Boq rules my world and my entire personality is dictated by him because I've been mentally devastated by him like a lovesick woman." You also crafted your own list for our forum caste, and laughably put yourself on that top level with The DMAN being the very last one. It's like Bret Hart including himself in his top 5 list of the best ever. You have an overinflated sense of worth on the forums, and frankly your bit fucking stinks. You also seem to be leading a slew of 2-3 other mentally disabled Boq reply guy alt accounts which is not very helpful to have to scroll past their low effort "pay attention to me daddy" shit in addition to yours whenever Boqemon posts. Fuck sake son, you're overdue for a rebranding. Pick up the vacant Jeffrey Jones avatar, and make something of yourself. Now comment on the length of this post.

The prevalence of Private Profile White Niggers getting mouthy and lippy with the open books who leave everything out on the line and show you their battle scars in the form of their post history -- Changes need to be made. Why are users permitted to create PRIVATE accounts? Is this the new low which we have sunken to? We were once better than this. No one should be allowed to hide who they are on this forum, especially when they have all these opinions about power users who likely pwned them in an argument once so they follow them around for a fucking year. The DMAN had his little reply guys and he quite simply smoked them out like roaches. Stop hiding your post history. The true artist does not fear his low effort works standing tall next to his greatest works; his art speaks for itself.
 

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Look at me, following you around the forum to post ankle-biter comments at you...


But then when you click on my name...

TEE HEE!!!

It's a SECRET!!!

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ACCESS DENIED -- This Profile Is PRIVATE! -- This User Is A Coward Who Does Not Stand By Anything They Say, They Live in Fear of Their Posts Being Read Back By Others, Despite The Fact That They Post Continuously, And Likely Under Alt Accounts Too.

"I'm so mysterious." You click on my name, but nothing's there. I am above being perceived. I am an omnipotent voice that can only be seen out in the wild on the forums. You can't pin ME down!!! This is CONFIDENTIAL information! Police Line -- Do Not Cross -- CAUTION!

Why should ANYONE read the post of a Private Profile White Nigger? You literally hide yourself from the world. You are living in hiding.
 

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Trying to find the setting to make my profile public now. I made it private because (I know you hate patposting stuff) in the literary crticism-verse there was a fat indian women going through our posts. I didn't want to make things easy for her.

The undoing of the privating of the profile is like a person baptizing themselves as born again.
 

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@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda continues to pollute The DMAN's mind with pro Canadian rhetoric, and his DBODY is simply rejecting the overload of false information. Not only that but Abe has attempted to influence The DMAN to commit violent crime on his behalf including kidnapping. This is what Canadians do though, while they sit there and eat their macaroni and cheese with gravy like fucking children. You having some sugary cereal later too, scamp? Run along and go play some hockey in the street, over near that busy roundabout.
ME: THANK YOU! Abe is always on his high moose talking about poutine and ice fishing. He probably only listens to Rush and The Tragically Hip. America is the king of countries and he needs to acknowledge that. There is only one true Thanksgiving.
 

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Trying to find the setting to make my profile public now. I made it private because (I know you hate patposting stuff) in the literary crticism-verse there was a fat indian women going through our posts. I didn't want to make things easy for her.
The only person it would deter is her, though. If you're not dealing with a complete retard then privating profiles doesn't hide information that can't be found through some other means. It's only function is as an admission of faggotry.

The Tragically Hip
In his defence The Tragically Hip has some good fawkin songs.
 

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It was dog shit. You're just bowing to a black guy because you're American and have to.
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