The delusion of Patrick sometimes is hilarious

[sinbad]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Pecs usually don't puff out and get pointy towards the nipples, fat boy. Pat needs a Madonna bra.

Also, the only reason he knows it's "pecs" and not "pecks" is because of this place.

 

[Jack FN]

+10k? +80k

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I've fucked broads with smaller tits than Pat.

 

[Honey Badger]

I've fucked broads with smaller tits than Pat.

That’s a shame

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

That’s a shame

I'm talking really shitty titties. A damn shame.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I really hope, and suspect, he hurt his body trying to lift above his ability to cope about his breasts and flabby arms.

 

[Turk February]

He has the upper body of an elderly Venezuelan maid woman.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

He called them pecks forever. What a fat retard

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

My criminal and psychopathic stlaker is communicating with me again. I should remind him that I'm not fat for the thousandth time.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Is it?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Rick Roblinson]

It'd be pretty fawkin funny if Pat got that male form of breast cancer. In fact, that's about the funniest thing I can think of as a way for this all to come to an end. Pat dying of breast cancer. HAHA HOLEE SHIHIIIIIIIT!!!

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I have to admit, Pat has a luscious set of pecs.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Need I remind you that he is:

 

[Stent]

Niki accidentally married Pat. She was so drunk she thought it was fat-titted womanly-hips Jen Huber.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

Need I remind you that he is:
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"I am a solidly-built, muscular man with a few Wisconsin winter pounds that will be gone next half marathon season..."

How are there still quotables after nearly six years?

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Didn't he once describe himself as "A sci-fi writer who's obsessed with lifting weights and running marathons"?

 

[Clint Ruin]

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Voluptuous cone-shaped pecs

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

"I am a solidly-built, muscular man with a few Wisconsin winter pounds that will be gone next half marathon season..."

How are there still quotables after nearly six years?