the daily nod (May 2 2022)

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

Heres your cuppa joe:

 

[HotDogJoe]

The random texts to Joe thrown in between these always destroys my ribs.

 

[JewishNigger]

Now shut the fuck up, and remain quiet while we identify you.

lol, Fat got big mad.

 

[Mike Glyer]

What subreddit did you find this on? Managed to get a non-standard reply out of Pat in the middle there. Good job, junkie.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Feisty Fatrick

 

[guest]

Fatrick never once Junkie-shamed you...whats up with that? He has no problems calling out inferred mental illness, but not drug addiction? Fat alcoholic.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’m sure when Rick identifies you, and attempts a RO, he’ll conveniently forget he also threatened you. You will somehow manage to beat Rick in court ODing before the Judge. This bit always gets this niggas ribs lathered the fuck up.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

What subreddit did you find this on? Managed to get a non-standard reply out of Pat in the middle there. Good job, junkie.

r/TACSdiscussion

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I’m sure when Rick identifies you, and attempts a RO, he’ll conveniently forget he also threatened you. You will somehow manage to beat Rick in court ODing before the Judge. This bit always gets this niggas ribs lathered the fuck up.

while he makes a threatening call to his PO, Wormkiller style.

 

[guest]

So, the blue percs are real and the green bars are pressed? Aren't the greens supposed to be Xanax? Wouldn't the blues be fake pressed fent pills and the greens real Xanax? Please educate me.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

So, the blue percs are real and the green bars are pressed? Aren't the greens supposed to be Xanax? Wouldn't the blues be fake pressed fent pills and the greens real Xanax? Please educate me.

Fucking amateur

 

[Brooke Shields]

"if you do, you will be nuetralized on the spot."

These ones really fluster Rick since there's always a chance you may actually show up to his invitations

 

[BudDickman]

lol, Fat got big mad.

This is like that movie trope where the person has to keep the criminal on the line long enough for the police to trace the number.

 

[Harry Powell]

So, the blue percs are real and the green bars are pressed? Aren't the greens supposed to be Xanax? Wouldn't the blues be fake pressed fent pills and the greens real Xanax? Please educate me.

Hulks are supposed to be xanax, but IME they only were some of the time.

i fucking love this bit. A truly unhinged junkie criminal threatening him directly. It’s so good. I guarantee he’s fucking terrified.

Imagine attracting texts like that into your life because you’re a huge cunt. He never learns.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Good post. His twitter addiction is far more destructive than your drug hobby. At least yours gets you fawkin high.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

"if you do, you will be nuetralized on the spot."

These ones really fluster Rick since there's always a chance you may actually show up to his invitations

It's the same threatening language that lost him the restraining order hearing against Andrew. He really hasn't learned a fucking thing.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Quality bit. Some real rib-crackers in there, well done junkiebro. Now that I don't want you to OD anymore, please take care.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Medicinal farts right into big Nick's cervix