The daily demand

[Juschippinyababe]

If you're going to demand that we all go to prison daily I'm just going to demand you get more intimate with the monster and fucking kill yourself daily. We're just good boys who dindunuffins, we're just trying to get our lives on track, we's was just bout to enroll in college before your lolsuit. You fat faggoty nigger

 

[guest]

 

[SensibleKeks]

I'm not demanding he kill himself, but it's more of a recommendation from me. He's a fat, unemployed loser. What does he really have to live for?

 

[DominusOdium]

I'd prefer his suicide attempts to be unsuccessful so he can have all of the hitting the bottom and maximum defeat without robbing the internet of its largest uddered lolcow. That and a bunch of bruises, rope burns on his double chins, scars where he tried to cut through several inches of blubber on his fat wrists or a speech impediment from trying to OD on Nikis SSRIs would just be fucking hilarious in the pics of his next empty convention appearance.

 

[Sputnik]

I wonder if knowing Dave Grohl saw the Kiwi Farms thread would make him do it?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

That pussy assed .357 isn't going to leave enough of a mess, Fatrick. Just get Niki to use the 12 gauge.