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The Crow Remake

Cuphead

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We all know it's going to be fucking shit, but I'm genuinely curious just how terrible it will be and how bad it flops at the box office. The trailer is horrendous.

 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Ray Stevenson!
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It's very edgelord.

The Crow was a serviceable film that got it's allure by pure accident - Brandon Lee dying. And in the first movie where he showed he could act. Its propped up, graded on a curve because of that.

And every sequel would get progressively worse. The Directors Cut of City of Angels was at least watchable, but the Theatrical, which was recut by the producers, is complete shit (and all you can get out there). Salvation was straight to video and utter bollocks. Wicked Prayer made me wish Furlong didn't survive his OD.

Yes there's a short lived show with Mark Dacascos, I have it, it sucks, but it's a guilty pleasure.

This remake, though, I have no idea what they're thinking. From the trailer, I see ideas from every movie and the show thrown into it, which doesn't fill me with confidence.

Maybe I'll drag the band to it after a bad rehearsal one day.
 

Cuphead

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It's very edgelord.

The Crow was a serviceable film that got it's allure by pure accident - Brandon Lee dying. And in the first movie where he showed he could act. Its propped up, graded on a curve because of that.

And every sequel would get progressively worse. The Directors Cut of City of Angels was at least watchable, but the Theatrical, which was recut by the producers, is complete shit (and all you can get out there). Salvation was straight to video and utter bollocks. Wicked Prayer made me wish Furlong didn't survive his OD.

Yes there's a short lived show with Mark Dacascos, I have it, it sucks, but it's a guilty pleasure.

This remake, though, I have no idea what they're thinking. From the trailer, I see ideas from every movie and the show thrown into it, which doesn't fill me with confidence.

Maybe I'll drag the band to it after a bad rehearsal one day.
I remember seeing Salvation when I was like 13 and even thinking it wasn't very good then. I haven't seen the other two, but hear Wicked Prayer is unwatchable levels of bad. I'd be even be shocked if this somehow tops that level of bad.
 

UnPRePared

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I remember seeing Salvation when I was like 13 and even thinking it wasn't very good then. I haven't seen the other two, but hear Wicked Prayer is unwatchable levels of bad. I'd be even be shocked if this somehow tops that level of bad.

It has David Boreanaz and Tara Reid - at her low point.

It's fucking awful. Nothing redeemable there.
 

Cuphead

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I played Sega CD games for the first time a few years ago through emulation. I dreamed of having a Sega CD as a kid but my parents refused (probably for good reason)
The Sega CD and 32x or whatever it was called feel like fever dreams with how short lived they were. Never had the 32x or whatever, but I played the shit out of Sonic CD when I was a kid
 

aRTie02150

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The Sega CD and 32x or whatever it was called feel like fever dreams with how short lived they were. Never had the 32x or whatever, but I played the shit out of Sonic CD when I was a kid
One of my cousins had a 32x and it was the first time I played Doom.

Didn't realize how bad that port was until I played Doom on PlayStation 1 years later.
 

MasterPosHonor

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I thought the first Crow was a decent revenge shoot em up but haven't seen any of the sequels. I vaguely remember seeing a bit of the Dacascos tv show and he would dart around a corner, change into his makeup to fight some generic henchmen, then the makeup would disappear. Nice Power Rangers version of The Crow, stupid.
 
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