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The clock is ticking for Somerville Dan. Stealing HS transcripts is a federal crime.

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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Also the death threat thing.

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Let's do 5 minutes of research.
Who, under Federal Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) is allowed to request transcripts of a student?
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I count about 6/9 of those could fall under the forums, but I may be biased.

So, what avenue towards justice does Fatrick have?
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Hmmm, looks like he can't really go after Dan. In fact, through googled research there is nobody in internet history who has had their transcripts requested to be mocked, thus nothing to compare Fatrick's case to (to get a better idea if Fatrick will succeed in doing ...? )

So in summary, based on the facts as we have them, Fatrick S. Tomlinson of 3 failed lolsuits fame is going to need to convince the U.S Department of Education to go after Westfield Area High School in order to strip away the schools federal funding, all because he's experiencing a shameful mocking that of which has never happened in recorded history.



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RobertMewler

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Also the death threat thing.

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Let's do 5 minutes of research.
Who, under Federal Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) is allowed to request transcripts of a student?
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I count about 6/9 of those could fall under the forums, but I may be biased.

So, what avenue towards justice does Fatrick have?
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Hmmm, looks like he can't really go after Dan. In fact, through googled research there is nobody in internet history who has had their transcripts requested to be mocked, thus nothing to compare Fatrick's case to (to get a better idea if Fatrick will succeed in doing ...? )

So in summary, based on the facts as we have them, Fatrick S. Tomlinson of 3 failed lolsuits fame is going to need to convince the U.S Department of Education to go after Westfield Area High School in order to strip away the schools federal funding, all because he's experiencing a shameful mocking that of which has never happened in recorded history.



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Get ready to take another L, 1.7.

Edit: Oh god, I hope his school is stripped of its federal funding. You just know his teachers hated him ("Fuck that asshole, I'm giving him an F") and were so happy to be rid of him. And yet the evil spectre of his meatloaf farts envelops them yet again 24 years later. I predict a sea of enraged Westfield High faculty shaking their fists in the air in the near future.

I don't think Mr. Tomlinson will be invited to the 25 year reunion.
 
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Also the death threat thing.

View attachment 40353

Let's do 5 minutes of research.
Who, under Federal Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) is allowed to request transcripts of a student?
View attachment 40358
I count about 6/9 of those could fall under the forums, but I may be biased.

So, what avenue towards justice does Fatrick have?
View attachment 40360

Hmmm, looks like he can't really go after Dan. In fact, through googled research there is nobody in internet history who has had their transcripts requested to be mocked, thus nothing to compare Fatrick's case to (to get a better idea if Fatrick will succeed in doing ...? )

[SIZE=26px]So in summary, [/SIZE][SIZE=22px]based on the facts as we have them, Fatrick S. Tomlinson of 3 failed lolsuits fame is going to need to convince the U.S Department of Education to go after Westfield Area High School in order to strip away the schools federal funding, all because he's experiencing a shameful mocking that of which has never happened in recorded history.[/SIZE]



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NikkisCrustyGusset

I am the crispy white spot in your soul
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Also the death threat thing.

View attachment 40353

Let's do 5 minutes of research.
Who, under Federal Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) is allowed to request transcripts of a student?
View attachment 40358
I count about 6/9 of those could fall under the forums, but I may be biased.

So, what avenue towards justice does Fatrick have?
View attachment 40360

Hmmm, looks like he can't really go after Dan. In fact, through googled research there is nobody in internet history who has had their transcripts requested to be mocked, thus nothing to compare Fatrick's case to (to get a better idea if Fatrick will succeed in doing ...? )

So in summary, based on the facts as we have them, Fatrick S. Tomlinson of 3 failed lolsuits fame is going to need to convince the U.S Department of Education to go after Westfield Area High School in order to strip away the schools federal funding, all because he's experiencing a shameful mocking that of which has never happened in recorded history.



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I don't know much about the American law system (other than its kill or imprison blacks on sight policy)so it's cool to read stuff like this and learn about the school system today too. its posts like these that just make me like this place that bit more.
Brooke you rock 👍
 

Uncle Floyd

It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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What will pat do? He will be torn on this one. Will Pat be responsible for taking funding from the childrens education?

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Why does that childless barrow hog have anything to say about public school board meetings? That's like me talking about the rampant pedophilia that occurs before and after SWFA meetings.
 

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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Shoutout to the current student body of Westfield high school. Your education is about to get negatively affected by a fat 42-year-old man. The seniors will hopefully be fine, it's almost graduation time, but fuck all your juniors, sophomores, freshman, and middle schoolers. Not a single one of you did anything to deserve this, but you will suffer, because the fat man got made fun of on the internet and wants revenge.
 

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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Little infant baby children! Do you want to maybe go on an educational field trip, child? Have a wide variety of after-school sports and clubs to find something that interests you?

No, child. Wrong, child. That federal education money is not for you, child. It is for me. I simply must take a 2-week vacation to San Francisco, and your school simply must fund it, child.
 
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