"The channel labelled me that because they know I'm losing weight, child."

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"Oh that F? Simple typo on their part, little baby girl."

 

[HotDogJoe]

What a horrendous looking human being.

 

[Meownaw]

His transformation is almost complete

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[guest]

"Oh that F? Simple typo on their part, little baby girl."

These sci-fi nerds are my kinda dorks, child. Geez, he looks like Clay Face from Batman (shudders)

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

"Oh that F? Simple typo on their part, little baby girl."

Just from looking at him you'd assume he was the archetypal jolly fat man, a roly-poly good-natured fella who might get out of breath quicker than most but who always had a kindly word to share between mouthfuls of cake. Just a friendly sort who admittedly is eating himself into an early grave but has a smile on his face while doing so.

Not so.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

He looks like he belongs in a Norman Rockwell painting with those cheeks.

 

[Caverlock]

His favorite part of The Art of War is where Sun Tzu said to rack up one humiliating defeat after another for four years until eventually a bunch of shady trannies inadvertently start winning your battles for you.

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

That’s the face of a man who would enlist in the military if he was not over 40.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He looks like he belongs in a Norman Rockwell painting with those cheeks.

I just got a flash of Pat as a creepy, dead eyed Santa Claus with his faggy little kiss-curl poking out under the front of the hat.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

His head is so lumpy and bulbous compared to what it used to be

 

[FurBurger]

I wish they'd labelled him "Author of Furry Erotica", because that's what he is.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

His favorite part of The Art of War is where Sun Tzu said to rack up one humiliating defeat after another for four years until eventually a bunch of shady trannies inadvertently start winning your battles for you.

Ah yes, I remember well during the Variation of Tactics chapter where he says you should forsake your children and spend all day painting toys without them to confuse your enemies. And it's working!

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Still flaunting the outfit he was handcuffed in, I see.

"Ah-ba-dee-ah-ba-dee-ah-ba-dee, that's pepperoni, folks!"

 

[Mitch Weaver]

His transformation into Elvis 77 is almost complete.

Hope it ends the same way too.

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

El

His transformation into Elvis 77 is almost complete.

Hope it ends the same way too.

Elvis Presley was in way better shape in 77.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Elvis Presley was in way better shape in 77.

And in '78.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

His transformation is almost complete
View attachment 64962

Left 4 Dead was fawkin sweet, throwing pipe bombs to get Fatricks away from your crew was based.

 

[Meownaw]

Left 4 Dead was fawkin sweet, throwing pipe bombs to get Fatricks away from your crew was based.

Even the sequel with 2 niggers in it was PFG.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Even the sequel with 2 niggers in it was PFG.

Yeah I liked that one, too. I played them shits with my girlfriend at the time. Aw fawk I'm getting all emotional now. sniff