The Bremen Cafe

[Caverlock]

As you probably already know, Patrick S. Tomlinson is an admitted furry who lusts after cat girls, both awake and unconscious...
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...and rat girls (who may not be entirely unconscious?)...
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But, did you know that he frequents a Milwaukee club called The Bremen Cafe? Patrick claims to go there for the unpaid comedy...
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Yet is always quick to remind everyone that he is a paid comedian...

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So, what is he doing among a bunch of bottom-feeding open micers?

What draws noted furry Patrick "I'm into...things" Tomlinson to The Bremen Cafe? Could the answer be...*checks notes* gay bunny boi burlesque!?



I'm jusht askin' questions. I WAS A GOVERNOR!


Bonus:
I'm sure the Nazis are terrified

 

[captain_kamala]

they are in need of a good mass shooting

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Just when I think Rick can't get any faggier...

 

[NoBacon]

they are in need of a good mass shooting

this is the way

 

[guest]

I think it's brave that he's embracing his identity

 

[SFWA liaison]

speaking of furryism has anybody gotten ahold of that ferret steampunk story he wrote for some book? sounds exquisitely retarded

I'm pretty sure his entire comedy "career" is almost entirely another LARP, he's not mentioned anywhere, he doesn't follow people from the milwaukee comedy scene, he removed it from his bio upon getting more scrutiny. He did that gay Cthuluh thing on a couple of cons and that's it. I doubt he even likes comedy, he never talks about comedy like fans really do. Only ever brings it up to chastize comedians for making "wrong" jokes or to "RIP gilbert" type stuff.

just like literature, he's enamouraed with the aesthetics of it, of being a complex "troubled" comedian. very gay.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Bonus:
I'm sure the Nazis are terrified
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How does that work? Zombie Nazis?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

speaking of furryism has anybody gotten ahold of that ferret steampunk story he wrote for some book? sounds exquisitely retarded

I'm pretty sure his entire comedy "career" is almost entirely another LARP, he's not mentioned anywhere, he doesn't follow people from the milwaukee comedy scene, he removed it from his bio upon getting more scrutiny. He did that gay Cthuluh thing on a couple of cons and that's it. I doubt he even likes comedy, he never talks about comedy like fans really do. Only ever brings it up to chastize comedians for making "wrong" jokes or to "RIP gilbert" type stuff.

just like literature, he's enamouraed with the aesthetics of it, of being a complex "troubled" comedian. very gay.

When he said that shit about Schumer’s crassness and Notaro’s bravery and so on you could tell he was a complete fraud. The obligatory Carlin mentions just sealed the deal.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I went to a couple of these "open mic hours" hoping Pat would be there. It lasts about an hour and they let anyone go up for 3 minutes. Hosted by none other than Gary "Nice Nomination Nigger" Zadjakowski. It's just a small room attached to a bar.




Everyone there is basically on the roster for the open mic, so when they're done with their set the crowd gets smaller and smaller. I remember one guy went up there to give a killer set on how he wishes he was taller than 5' 6" with genuine anger. The only good thing I remember was this one black guy who basically did Carlins "modern man" bit, but at least it was well written and delivered with some confidence.

 

[DominusOdium]

More like the Semen Cafe am I right?

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I'm going to throw a fucking brick through that faggoty pro antifa etablishment next time I visit Pat, I mean Hooligans or I mean Milwaukee.

 

[guest]

More like the Semen Cafe am I right?

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[Stent]

Niki and Pat should do a two person cat-themed burlesque show to really stick it to the patriarchy.