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The bizarre charade of people in DC pretending to really care about the Washington Capitals

Uncle Floyd

It's time to play horsey!
It's all the casuals who listen to DC101 getting swept up in Elliot in the Morning glazing the Capitals. He's been doing it for 25-plus years, so it's infested the people's brains.

But, at least, they've been good (making the playoffs almost every season in the past 20) and won the Cup. It's easy to root for them if you're a congressional aide from Nebraska or Iowa who doesn't have a hockey team to root for.

t. used to fuck two chicks who fit this description, so I could be wrong
 

Dummy Gaynuts

Pookie-pie water-pig
It's all the casuals who listen to DC101 getting swept up in Elliot in the Morning glazing the Capitals. He's been doing it for 25-plus years, so it's infested the people's brains.

But, at least, they've been good (making the playoffs almost every season in the past 20) and won the Cup. It's easy to root for them if you're a congressional aide from Nebraska or Iowa who doesn't have a hockey team to root for.

t. used to fuck two chicks who fit this description, so I could be wrong
You pretty much nailed it, i think. Elliot was always overzealous about hockey, being a (((canadian))). Nigger had Ovechkin on at every opportunity for years
 

Uncle Floyd

It's time to play horsey!
Just like Eliiot used to suck off Chris Cooley every chance he had. Astroturfed as fuck
Oh man, I forgot that. Didn't they give Cooley a radio show over on JFK for a bit? After O&A and Don and Mike left, they became sports-focused with Lavar Arrington and Chad Dukes.

Fuck DC terrestrial radio was bad.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Return to me, Stenton.
You pretty much nailed it, i think. Elliot was always overzealous about hockey, being a (((canadian))). Nigger had Ovechkin on at every opportunity for years
Don't you pull that (((canadian))) shit. YOU are Canadian. You're in the books. You may be selected for Canadian jury duty. This is what watching all that Degrassi did to you. Most Canadians don't even know what the fuck Wasaga Beach is.
 

Cuphead

Formerly know as Fat Abbot
It's all the casuals who listen to DC101 getting swept up in Elliot in the Morning glazing the Capitals. He's been doing it for 25-plus years, so it's infested the people's brains.

But, at least, they've been good (making the playoffs almost every season in the past 20) and won the Cup. It's easy to root for them if you're a congressional aide from Nebraska or Iowa who doesn't have a hockey team to root for.

t. used to fuck two chicks who fit this description, so I could be wrong
Elliot is such a faggot and that Tamo chick is awful. dc101 has been shit for a long time but it's unlistenable now
 

Dummy Gaynuts

Pookie-pie water-pig
Don't you pull that (((canadian))) shit. YOU are Canadian. You're in the books. You may be selected for Canadian jury duty. This is what watching all that Degrassi did to you. Most Canadians don't even know what the fuck Wasaga Beach is.
Elliot is a jew from Canada, that's why i did the jew parenthesis thing. Elliot In The Morning was a great fawkin radio show back in da day though
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
There are people around who care, but mostly out in the suburbs now. I remember going to a Caps-Penguins playoff game at that old shithole in Landover many years ago. That was the most raucous sporting event I’ve ever been to.
 
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