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The biggest lie stoners tell themselves

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They think that its “not addictive” just because it isnt like crack where if you’re sober for 20 minutes you rob a store with a sawed off shotgun to afford your next fix.

But I’ve seen my friends have gravity bongs set up on the windowsill by their bed so they can get high every single day before they even get out of bed. Complete addict behavior
 
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I know a weed addict, he goes through 15-20 carts a month. Wake and bake, all day, every day. He can't go more than thirty minutes without hitting that pen and if he can't, he gets all sullen, downbeat and anxious. He thinks it's a harmless miracle cure that makes everything better, but actually it dominates his entire life.
 

Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
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Smoked every day a decent amount for about 11 years and then just sort of stopped without noticing a couple years ago. Nothing bummery about it, just started noticing I was finishing days not smoking. Recently started hitting it a couple times a month. It is an amazing plant.
 

1073waaf

The ONLY station that REALLY ROCKS!
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Biggest reason I haven’t kicked weed for good is the insomnia. Every time I stop I get wacky dreams that wake me up, so after a few days I end up having to smoke again to fall asleep.
 

ZAg17

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My dad is 64 and still smokes weed all day. I wouldn't care but the funny thing is I genuinely don't believe he actually he enjoys it. I think he likes the idea or identity of being a weed smoker more than the actual effects. Anytime he talks to anymore he will somehow force into the conversation that he smokes weed even if the conversation has nothing to do with it. Never been able to let go of that 70's its just a plant mannnnnnnnn mentality. I hope they legalise it here so he will feel less cool and will probably stop.
 
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potatopeeler63

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One of my old college roommates used to binge weed bcause he was an “addict”
He would get a nice bong, an ounce, shitload of sweets and chips, tums, lube, his xbox and ps3, and lock himself in his room for 3 days every couple months and just play videogames eat shit and jerk off while blitzed. Then after three days throws the rest away.

Other than that he’s straight edge.
Odd dude
 
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