The big 4-2 is coming up

[Easily_Remembered]

What are we going to do to celebrate Piggy Boy's big day? Birthday Bash at Hooligans - OUR Hooligans?

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Our bar, our happy hour! Seethe and cope pig. Hey I'll buy ya a shot of gimmick whiskey that was aged on a pirate ship in the sea and after I can unload a gasser in your wife's C

 

[HomeRunCumia]

I envision all of us in Hooligans singing Piano Man.

 

[SFWA liaison]

reddit rascals should text him telling him to prepare a faggy Douglas Adam thing to say on Twitter about "42" so when he inevitably does they can say he's a puppet that does what he's told

 

[Easily_Remembered]

reddit rascals should text him telling him to prepare a faggy Douglas Adam thing to say on Twitter about "42" so when he inevitably does they can say he's a puppet that does what he's told

Holy shit, I didn't even think about that. He absolutely will - unless he suppresses because he's insecure about his age.

 

[Brooke Shields]

i get these numbers confused, it's 1980 in april but is it the 18th or 20th like his political hero?

 

[guest]

I thought he was already 42. I can't believe you motherfuckers have been letting me go around calling him 42 and looking like a fool all this time.

*Shakes fist*

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I envision all of us in Hooligans singing Piano Man.

"Drink some more drinks
You're the Faggotman!
Drink some Drinks
Toniiiiiight
Cause you don't have much to live for
And Niki is way out of siiiiiight

 

[kingship75]

Paul was a pedo-apologist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's cooing at Davey
Who's clearly a baby
He's having the time of his life

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I thought he was already 42. I can't believe you motherfuckers have been letting me go around calling him 42 and looking like a fool all this time.

*Shakes fist*

It's close enough, especially because Pat looks at least 50. And you save that fist for Carol, mister.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Paul was a pedo-apologist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's cooing at Davey
Who's clearly a baby
He's having the time of his life

oh tyrone in the hood
is a friend of mineeee
He fucks my fat wife for free
he's talkin for Karision
who's still up in prison
and probably will be for liiiiife

oh na na na na na na niiiggerrr
na na na na na na na nig-gerrrrrr

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

That's his pants size.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I highly doubt he’ll make it to 43