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The best of times are now. [Dougie's Drunk Containment thread 1 of 5]

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Start date Sep 8, 2023

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Sep 8, 2023

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I've realized that I can't keep 1 drunk containment thread. I really hate shitting up the board, I feel bad about it, honestly.
But if I limit myself to 5 threads, then it'll be all good.

You know... I've been shinking... (cregg shinkle)

I've had my share of troubles, but this has been the best year in a long time. My life isn't perfect yet; but I'm getting there. I hope by 2024 everything will be how I want it.

I haven't had a year this good since 2005. That was such a great year, back when you could call black people niggers to their face and they didn't get all uppity about it.

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