The 'best of' from the pig's tranny twitter meltdown today

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

For those who may not have seen it, today Pat lost his fucking mind and fought with a bunch of people over Dave Chapelle's tranny jokes. Pat was clearly drunk and shat out over 100 tweets in about two-and-a-half hours, I capped a lot of them and there were some new great Pat quotes to be found in the sea of childing.

Starting with the best one, the funniest denial of being gay that I've ever seen. "I'm quite straight, actually."

Next one is rather creepy, gives off real pedo vibes. "Oh baby doll."

Another creepy one: "Mmm. 2/10, stlaker."

"Delusional is the very last thing I am."

And lastly there was this one, not from Pat but still a great quote. This woman interacted with the pig for fifteen minutes and came to this conclusion.

I capped most of his meltdown, it can be found here

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Looks like we have some reporting to do!

 

[Bigsmooth]

Kill yourself

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

I wonder what Niki thinks when she comes into the kitchen to refuel after one of her gaseous orgies and sees Pat sperging out on his phone, tweeting twice a minute. At least she has her extra curriculars.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

“I am the smartest man in the state of Wisconsin, and possibly the world.” There’s no way he’s serious. He’s not even the smartest person in the half hovel, just the least autistic. Smartest person in WI isn’t a hard achievement either. Pretty much anyone who drives through achieves that. Now fattest person……….

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

“I am the smartest man in the state of Wisconsin, and possibly the world.” There’s no way he’s serious. He’s not even the smartest person in the half hovel, just the least autistic. Smartest person in WI isn’t a hard achievement either. Pretty much anyone who drives through achieves that. Now fattest person……….

That's an imposter child, the pig is giving it 2/10 but it looks like it deserved more. It fooled me for a few seconds as well.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

That's an imposter child, the pig is giving it 2/10 but it looks like it deserved more. It fooled me for a few seconds as well.

Faaawkkk I’m heating up. Think that’s the first imposter child to get me like that. Well played brothermen, it was a good game.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Shit pants retard.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Just link that clip of Pig telling his racist rhino “joke” from the other day if he starts acting up. You could most likely get him in trouble with the toxic faggots he simps for on twitter with that clip.

 

[EraGodless]

For those who may not have seen it, today Pat lost his fucking mind and fought with a bunch of people over Dave Chapelle's tranny jokes. Pat was clearly drunk and shat out over 100 tweets in about two-and-a-half hours, I capped a lot of them and there were some new great Pat quotes to be found in the sea of childing.

Starting with the best one, the funniest denial of being gay that I've ever seen. "I'm quite straight, actually."

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Next one is rather creepy, gives off real pedo vibes. "Oh baby doll."

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Another creepy one: "Mmm. 2/10, atalker."

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"Delusional is the very last thing I am."

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And lastly there was this one, not from Pat but still a great quote. This woman interacted with the pig for fifteen minutes and came to this conclusion.

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I capped most of his meltdown, it can be found here

Why do the scales have to be balanced? Other than predominantly white countries, no other countries in the world give a fuck about "balancing the scales" for their minorities.

 

[EraGodless]

I wonder what Niki thinks when she comes into the kitchen to refuel after one of her gaseous orgies and sees Pat sperging out on his phone, tweeting twice a minute. At least she has her extra curriculars.

She doesn't care--

 

[RoTheHo69]

I wonder what Niki thinks when she comes into the kitchen to refuel after one of her gaseous orgies and sees Pat sperging out on his phone, tweeting twice a minute. At least she has her extra curriculars.

She thinks to herself 'holy shit what the hell smells like farts and tunafish?' then she looks down at her pussy and remembers. All the while wearing sunglasses on her head.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

"The smartest man in the state of Wisconsin and possibly the world"

He can't tie his own shoe laces, his corpulence just one complicating issue

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Faaawkkk I’m heating up. Think that’s the first imposter child to get me like that. Well played brothermen, it was a good game.

Lmao that one got me good.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I clicked into one of his Carlin tweets and found this gem.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Yeah Rick would never say something as direct as “I am the smartest man in the state of Wisconsin, and possibly the world.”

He'd instead draw some made-up line in the sand between "intelligent people" (where Rick belongs) and "stupid people" (where you belong). Then right back to the NPC lines: fuck you're dumb, I'm not explaining it to you, wrong again child, etc.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Stealthyjeet hahhhahaha I just made Korma in my pants because of the rib bustin that gave me