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Women fucking suck.
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The average wedding is $25,000
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Anybody who wants a “wedding” is a retard…awww your big special day…what are you, 5? Nice spending years of your salary for a big party where you invite people (who don’t want to go and have better things to do) so they can make you the center of attention for the day. It’s purely womanly. Any man who “wants” a wedding isn’t a man.
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People give Pat shit for having a $3K wedding in some dilapidated coffee shop with steel worker union chairs. That's one of the smartest things he ever did.
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Average American wedding you mean. It's always seemed so retarded to me. Especially the ones where you invite the people your parents work with and shit like that.
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Venue, cake, food, photographer, and maybe a band. Where does all that money actually go?
Modern men have been pussified to think that being a "good husband" is just being unable to tell your dumb wife no.
Modern men have been pussified to think that being a "good husband" is just being unable to tell your dumb wife no.
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In his case it was simply due to him not having enough capital nor friends/family to justify a big fat wedding
CQ Beans
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That’s funny I thought we were friends. It’s fine.
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This could be you
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Or a stupid wedding DJ. Do you really need to pay some cornball hundreds of dollars to play the Chicken Dance? Just make a playlist and plug it in.
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Bigger the wedding, shorter the marriage. It's always an enormous red flag. I knew a guy who was marrying a really middling broad, and she decided she had to have a very special princess wedding, with the horse-drawn carriage and etc. She had twelve bridesmaids, which meant he had to scrape together twelve guys to be in his fucking wedding. He had his brother, a cousin, two close friends, a couple other friends, then had to resort to asking people he barely knew, and coworkers too. I, and a few other guys, just laughed and said no fucking way. It fucking sucked, and she cunted him away five years later. I warned him, too. But he got all mad and refused to listen to reason.
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Just "celebrated" 18 years of wedded bliss and we had a pretty casual backyard wedding at my mother-in-law's place. Spent the bulk of our money on the honeymoon and our first house.
I guess if you're stupid-rich, then sure. Make a go of it. But, for most people, a big fancy to-do is stupit.
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Im a big wedding guy. They’re fun
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What are you crying about aren't the brides parents supposed to pay for most of the wedding anyways?
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Whose your husband?
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Yeah, I was going to be a real groomzilla but unfortunately her parents are destitute.
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Is that net of the post-wedding yard sale revenue?
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It's one of the cheapest things he ever did. You can have a nice photogenic wedding wih matching chairs AND not spend a lot of money.
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Did you forget whose marriage you were talking about.