The Assistant

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

This is Bill

Everyone say "hi Bill!"

Bill went to Temple, or at least, owns a Temple t-shirt and appears to be Mr Delany's personal assistant. What's striking about Bill is despite being in dozens of Mr Delany's twitter posts, he's always completely devoid of expression and emotion. Let's take a look into a day at work for Bill...

Hey Bill, working hard or hardly working???

Lol, just joshing ya! Bill works very hard. He's ALWAYS on the computer performing important tasks. He even keeps a personal coffee mug with his name on it that he drinks from to keep up with Mr Delany and his spry partner, Dennis (The Big Guy)

Sometimes Bill escorts Mr Delany to the clinic to make sure he's healthy

Bill also helps sort Mr Delany's pills

Another job Bill does is fetch lunch for everyone

Mmmmmm... Looks good! Even when Bill is eating, he's ALL business

Now time for a well deserved break

Well, that's it for the day. Everyone say "bye Bill"

 

[Jonny's Locked Twitter]

How does Delaney possibly afford to pay him for this shit? Doesn't he live in NYC

 

[Nikki's Stinky Bum Bum]

What a horrifying existence.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

How does Delaney possibly afford to pay him for this shit? Doesn't he live in NYC

He's a world renowned author and lives in Philly

 

[Jonny's Locked Twitter]

He's a world renowned author and lives in Philly

Well that explains it. Must be one of those vacants like in the wire

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Unapologetically masculine

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

What a horrifying existence.

No way José! Bill owns really cool shirts, hats AND enjoys fine art

 

[captain_kamala]

Thanks I've been following this faggot trio for a long time, glad to see them get recognition. I feel sorry for the dude but he clearly has no soul.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I gotta bully this faggot

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

he's got to be getting buttfucked by Pedo Claus all the time, or he gets a cut of the soiled underoos that come in. There's no other explanation for why an adult human would voluntarily be around that greasy specimen all day.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

he's got to be getting buttfucked by Pedo Claus all the time, or he gets a cut of the soiled underoos that come in. There's no other explanation for why an adult human would voluntarily be around that greasy specimen all day.

Maybe he merely sucks sam delaney's old dick

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Thanks I've been following this faggot trio for a long time, glad to see them get recognition. I feel sorry for the dude but he clearly has no soul.

I'd only feel sorry for him if he were doing this under duress somehow.

But assuming he is voluntarily spending time with that 300lb brittle yellow toenail of a man? Deserve what get, Great Value Edward Snowden.

 

[USA IN DISTRESS]

He seems jovial.

 

[captain_kamala]

I love how delany emasculates him. He's definitely his bitch

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He seems jovial.

A little too jovial. What's he so happy about? What's the big joke, BILL?

 

[CuntFucker .]

Tobias Buckell is more of a black guy.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[USA IN DISTRESS]

YOURE THE MAN NOW DOG.

 

[Paul Weimaraner]

Gonna guess that Dr Zaius has been buttfucking bill since before his balls dropped. He is utterly broken.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

he knows what's on delany's hard drive of hits