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He was probably the first one to shoot down Joe's request to join the band, too. The man knows a slack-jawed cow when he hears one.
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That BOC guy who wanted Joe off the stage has some talent.
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He was probably the first one to shoot down Joe's request to join the band, too. The man knows a slack-jawed cow when he hears one.
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I’m glad to hear he didn’t fuck up his career by having that bovine join him.
Man, can you imagine the shit this dude would get with Joe’s tweets alone?
Man, can you imagine the shit this dude would get with Joe’s tweets alone?
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The guy he’s referring to is the other guitar player in the boc video. He’s the one who made the “cut him off sign” towards Joeh.
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He's good he should do that for a living
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He was definitely pissed in the BOC video, but this guy was friends or at least friendly acquaintances with Joe. There's a bunch of videos of them playing Neil Diamond covers in his studio with Nana and some lady. He started playing bass for BOC in 2004 to 2007 and then became their third guitarist. I'm guessing he was Joe's in when he claimed he auditioned to play bass for them.
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He puts the ass in Bass. FUCK! I already used that one.
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I hope he's aware of how much enjoyment that gif has brought many people.
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Reminder: According to Ant, Joe didn't make it into Blue Oyster Cult because he was "too tall."
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Damn, it couldn't get him into BOC but did it land him a date with Milla Jovovich? A blessing and a curse, am I right, folks?
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Found it.
Arguably the greatest Joe clip of all time. It perfectly illustrates why Joe is forever doomed to be "solo". No one...absolutely no one...enjoys playing with Joe, because Joe cannot resist the lure of any opportunity to showboat and be obnoxious. Much like how Nana lives to be angry, Joe is all about unbridled buffoonery.
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Imagine getting an opportunity like this and being the most obnoxious horse's ass possible while it's going on.
Don't know how many of you niggers are musicians but take my word that how Joe plays is a lot simpler than it looks; he does a lot of speed shortcuts that you hear his ilk spewing on Guitar Center practice amps but his depth is fairly minimal. Few things are more disgusting than an artist who thinks he's hot shit when he's a dixie cup of cold diarrhea.
If you want a gig, my advice is to be as amicable and humble as possible. The gif combined with his Long Island coonery makes me think Jenkem Joe didn't follow such advice.
Don't know how many of you niggers are musicians but take my word that how Joe plays is a lot simpler than it looks; he does a lot of speed shortcuts that you hear his ilk spewing on Guitar Center practice amps but his depth is fairly minimal. Few things are more disgusting than an artist who thinks he's hot shit when he's a dixie cup of cold diarrhea.
If you want a gig, my advice is to be as amicable and humble as possible. The gif combined with his Long Island coonery makes me think Jenkem Joe didn't follow such advice.
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His explanation for it is pretty funny. According to him he knew them his entire life and it was just a bunch of buds hanging out and jamming!
His explanation for it is pretty funny. According to him he knew them his entire life and it was just a bunch of buds hanging out and jamming!
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Retards are like drunks; they always think everyone's having a great time with them when they're actually loathed.
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My other favorite thing about this clip is about 1:50, the lead singer loudly says to Joe, "Let Buck take it now." Then Buck kindly throws it back to Joe who has absolutely no idea how to trade licks with someone. Then Joe caps that section off with the dumb little hand motion to match the cymbal at 2:30 like he's in command and completely killing it.
What a fucking cow brain. Ahahahaha, did you see that jerk?
What a fucking cow brain. Ahahahaha, did you see that jerk?