Teen Suicide rates plummeted under Opie & Anthony's tenure -- & spiked whenever O&A were taken off the air

[DMAN]

1994: O&A got together, the year Teen Suicide rates reached their apex in our society.

As O&A's career progressed, the Teen Suicide numbers dropped to record-setting lows, coinciding with O&A's peak popularity. The biggest kid-killing of this era (Columbine) took place during a year when kid suicide was on the downswing.

2003 was recorded as the first calendar year since 1994 without any O&A content produced, and it is reflected in the numbers... Teens began killing themselves almost immediately after WNEW fired O&A... Look at the TRIANGLE of death that was caused by their negligence until 2004... when XM picked them up...

The death spiral continued until 2004, (ten years after O&A had seemingly solved the issue for our society.) O&A returned once more on XM, and the suicide rate dropped immediately, but in 2007 when O&A lost WYSP and a few other cities... The whole Grape Fight occurred, and the kids realized divorce was inevitable. The honeymoon was over.

As O&A's chemistry begins to wane (through no fault of Opie's own) the numbers GRADUALLY climb, and they only begin to spike again in 2014 when Anthony is officially fired.

The numbers don't lie. Look at the chart for yourself. Compare it to other sources. It's literally true. Opie & Anthony was a magical time in our lives, and it can happen again... Save the kids. Reunite Opie & Anthony...
#2024 #O&A30

 

[guest]

What would the show even be like today?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I love it when TEENS kill themselves HA HAAA HOOO LEEE SHIT!!

 

[Farmer Brown]

What would the show even be like today?

Life saving

 

[wbgreen]

It's interesting it dropped so fast after Kurt Cobain offed himself. I would have thought it would have trended up. Looks like kids thought I don't want to look like that whiny faggot.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

No doubt coinciding with the begining of The Jim & Sam Show debuting in the Fall of 2016!

 

[guest]

If Nana would’ve stopped obsessing over scaffolding the show would be on right now. This song explains it well:
[MEDIA=vocaroo]194eH4KkvaS1[/MEDIA]

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

What would the show even be like today?

2013 but worse. Opester would bring up "viral" Tiktoks and try to steer the ship in that direction, AntH would bring up last months /pol/ posts as though they were fresh news. Jim would be looking at his phone. An increasingly less interesting crew of comedians would become regulars.

 

[DMAN]

Numbers don't lie.

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

That's because AntH was sending them all iPads. The joy of getting a tablet from Nana gave them enough of a dopamine hit to not pull a Steve C. Once that Sirius money went away, Apple Store sales dipped and teens went back to their Brooks was here ways.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Ya know this might be a scenario where you see some data and then immediately come to a reason for why and then work backwards to prove it while ignoring any outside data


Just kidding! O&A SAVES!

 

[According to My Cock]

That's because AntH was sending them all iPads. The joy of getting a tablet from Nana gave them enough of a dopamine hit to not pull a Steve C. Once that Sirius money went away, Apple Store sales dipped and teens went back to their Brooks was here ways.

8-80

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Numbers don't lie.

yo momma's weight is a lie, & that's basically numbers (the word 'ton' doesn't count, allegedly)

sorry, that was below the belt - an invisible area to yo momma.

I'll stop! I just need to keep my teeth sharp, & chicken wings can take-off a backstreet veneer in a second!

 

[DMAN]

Ya know this might be a scenario where you see some data and then immediately come to a reason for why and then work backwards to prove it while ignoring any outside data


Just kidding! O&A SAVES!

The numbers match their tenures perfectly. It adds up.