Tall Tales Tomlinson is at it again with another whopper

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The photographer at our wedding was a personal friend and you know what? Not only did we feed him, but paid him with a kidney.

[URL='https://mobile.twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1445871325168480256']5:59 PM · Oct 6, 2021[/URL]

 

[Harry Powell]

No Doctor would approve an organ donation from Pat. You’d be downgrading whatever was already failing.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I think he's referencing some weird kidney incident that happened in the SFWA twittersphere yesterday. Not quite sure what it's about, someone wrote a cunty story about someone else involving a kidney.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Where'd you get the kidney, Pat? From the basement?

Doing standup again, are you, Piggy? Trying out some new material on twitter, are ya?

Painfully unfunny




And fat

 

[potatopeeler63]

How the fuck does he do it
I spend 3 minutes on twatter just so see what bullshit is going on and i want to blow my brains out
This fat waste of life spends HOURS everyday on there saying nothing of importance.

all i know is that i will use all my powers and all my skills to make his life as miserable as possible until one of us croaks

 

[stealthygeek]

You're right, this "personal friend" stuff is obvious horseshit.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

No Doctor would approve an organ donation from Pat. You’d be downgrading whatever was already failing.

He could give a sperm donation to a family with a retarded child wanting a matching sibling for them

 

[Brooke Shields]

it's post like these that make me feel like there's a lot of retards here.

This isn't a talltale, he just isn't funny. His dad being a rocket brain scientist surgeon is a Pat tall tale cause he wants you to believe it, him calling chicken 'land-tuna' is him wanting you to believe he's clever.

quit mixing this shit up

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Greg Fish fucks both haddock and steelheads, whatever they have at the market

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Didn't even have the decency to serve steak at his wedding

 

[stealthygeek]

Rick getting Fonalded by civilians out here.

 

[Udders]

Was he the one sitting behind Mama Robinson at the coffee house?

 

[MonsterSteve]

Rick getting Fonalded by civilians out here.

I was trying to figure out if that was someone here because of the Tall Tales mention.

 

[stealthygeek]

I was trying to figure out if that was someone here because of the Tall Tales mention.

I thought he might be at first but he looks real: https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=From:gregafish stealthygeek &src=typed_query

 

[Harry Powell]

it's post like these that make me feel like there's a lot of retards here.

This isn't a talltale, he just isn't funny. His dad being a rocket brain scientist surgeon is a Pat tall tale cause he wants you to believe it, him calling chicken 'land-tuna' is him wanting you to believe he's clever.

quit mixing this shit up

What are you talking about? All I see is a post about kidney donation. I apologize for not closely following the inane tweets of all 1000 SFWA pedos

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Greg Fish fucks both haddock and steelheads, whatever they have at the market

He deserves to be publicly executed by firing squad. Instead of real bullets they all have rubber bullets.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Tyrone farted one of Drinky's kidneys out that very day.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

You would think that at least once in a while, one of these personal friends of Pat would grab a beer with him at Hooligans

 

[1073waaf]

The kidney was probably left over from the last batch of homemade pepperoni.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

A personal friend who neither of you have ever seen since, right, Pat? Like all of your other very close personal friends. The ones who just happen to be every race on the planet except Caucasian and/or mental patients and only surface when it’s time to win an argument on Twitter.