Sweet Caroline gets sentenced next week.

[The Arm]

Former FTX Executive Caroline Ellison's Sentencing Hearing Set for Sept. 24

Former Alameda Research CEO Caroline Ellison's sentencing hearing has been scheduled for Sept. 24, 2024, at 3:00 p.m. EDT.The former executive tes...

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[Andy Elliott]

Is Ellison a Jewish last name? There’s your answer

 

[The Arm]

 

[Goddamn! Baboon]

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Urgh!

 

[chocolatehellhole]

She should be sentenced to death for those genetics.

 

[PogromStallone]

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

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Lotta fawkin nerds around the office banged her apparently

 

[NoBacon]

Probably gets time but not a hefty amount

 

[BUBBLER]

They should lock her up from society so we no longer have to see her face

 

[NoBacon's Aborted Child]

... Mama?!

 

[The Arm]

The poll is closed, but you still have time to place your bets.

Polymarket | Caroline Ellison prison time?

Polymarket | This is a market on the length of prison time Caroline Ellison will receive following her legal proceedings.

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[Ladynyahh]

Lotta fawkin nerds around the office banged her apparently

She has to be a tremendous fuck and give world class blowjobs. When you're that hideous, Cumia-esque ugly, maybe you accept it, focus on pleasuring men and become extremely good at it. Like when someone goes blind and their hearing becomes really good.

 

[BUBBLER]

She has to be a tremendous fuck and give world class blowjobs. When you're that hideous, Cumia-esque ugly, maybe you accept it, focus on pleasuring men and become extremely good at it. Like when someone goes blind and their hearing becomes really good.

Anal raw on the first date. And you don't need to ask to give your asshole head

 

[NoBacon]

Anal raw on the first date. And you don't need to ask to give your asshole head

I wouldn’t want either of those things with any woman, much less a hideous jew.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

She has to be a tremendous fuck and give world class blowjobs. When you're that hideous, Cumia-esque ugly, maybe you accept it, focus on pleasuring men and become extremely good at it. Like when someone goes blind and their hearing becomes really good.

The ugliest girl I ever fucked was an absolute monster whore, slurped cum off my pubes when she didn't get it all in her mouth. PFG, I hate when my pubes stick together post lay.

 

[The Arm]

Twenty-four months, 11 billion in forfeit that will never be paid.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Reminder, she's a diseased woman. She had in her bio that's she's got herpes

 

[The Arm]

Reminder, she's a diseased woman. She had in her bio that's she's got herpes

Both strains.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Reminder, she's a diseased woman. She had in her bio that's she's got herpes

Fawwwk. She actually publicly disclosed this? Normally you'd wait a couple of dates until floating that one out there

 

[BUBBLER]

Fawwwk. She actually publicly disclosed this? Normally you'd wait a couple of dates until floating that one out there

Yeah you wait until they get it, then you blame them for giving it to you