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Surf Ninjas (1993)

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Is this actually worth watching?
It’s Rob Schneider pretending to be psychic, at 8:35 it’s got a great parody song lampooning both weird Chinese and even weirder early 60’s American music. There’s a mysterious eye patch ninja and Leslie fucking Nielsen in his comic prime as a robot Asian warlord.

tl;dr stop being (figuratively) gay and click on the play button. It’s freaking free for fuck’s sake. Also once I saw a blimp.
 

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It’s Rob Schneider pretending to be psychic, at 8:35 it’s got a great parody song lampooning both weird Chinese and even weirder early 60’s American music. There’s a mysterious eye patch ninja and Leslie fucking Nielsen in his comic prime as a robot Asian warlord.

tl;dr stop being (figuratively) gay and click on the play button. It’s freaking free for fuck’s sake. Also once I saw a blimp.
This sounds right up my alley, I just wanted to know if it's a good bad film or just a bad bad film.
 
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This sounds right up my alley, I just wanted to know if it's a good bad film or just a bad bad film.
It’s definitely early 90’s cheese but in a good fun way. Oh forgot to mention the martial arts kid from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II is the main character [URL]https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Keno_(1990_film_series)[/URL]
 
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