Stupidest Pat phrases

[BudDickman]

Pat has a talent for coming up phrases that don't make make any sense, that stand on their own as examples of his retardation.

One that he's been using a lot recently when explaining his situation to civilians is "If I knew who they were, they would already be in prison". This totally encapsulates what a retard he is.

It doesn't matter if he knows someone's name, what matters is if there is evidence to convict that person of any crime, a venue for the trial to take place, and a motivated prosecutor to pursue charges. Obviously none of that exists.

But even if all of that existed and it was a certainty that the jury would convict, the statement is still retarded, because the instant he finds out anyone's name, they would not already be in prison (unless it's for totally unrelated reason like @Ricci Ryda).

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Thinkin meats

 

[SpaceEdge]

It doesn't make make sense because you're so Incredibly stupid, stlaker.

Also:
Your time is coming to an end

 

[kingship75]

Oh, my sweet summer child.

Fucking gay.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I liked his attempts at trying to make nicknames happen for Trump that never took off. Sippy Cup Caligula? Yeah the young hip crowd sure got that reference, piggy.

 

[Meownaw]

Bees nest
Wait for the knock. Quietly is the key.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I'll spoonfeed you your own teeth.

I got your six, and I'm really fucking cranky.

 

[guest]

Prison approaches

 

[TomFromNawlins]

DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA????!!!!!!!

 

[BudDickman]

Prison approaches

It's costing you prison.

Another good one that he seems to have retired is "those are just delusions that you must believe in order to function".

 

[AliceWorquer]

Everything he says lacks substance.

"You have never told the truth ever"
"await the knock"
"Ive never lied"
"prison"
"i'm not fat"

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Babychild is pretty weird. Usually a person is one or the other.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

LOOK IT UP

It also happens to be the one I use every single day

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Using Gods in place of God. Game of Throne references were gay when it was popular so shut the fuck up.

 

[BudDickman]

I like when he insists "I have never lied to you" to some random asshole texting me. Like he feels compelled to be truthful to someone he doesn't even know who's insulting him.

 

[HotDogJoe]

'Fuck around and find out' is by far the most annoying. Firstly, because he's a 42 year old man and using that. But also because he doesn't use it in a way that makes sense.

Like when he got back on Twitter this week, that was one of his first tweets, clearly directed at us. How exactly did him getting banned from Twitter for the weekend and threatening suicide = consequences for us?

Fat retard.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Buried in strange

 

[BudDickman]

'Fuck around and find out' is by far the most annoying. Firstly, because he's a 42 year old man and using that. But also because he doesn't use it in a way that makes sense.

Like when he got back on Twitter this week, that was one of his first tweets, clearly directed at us. How exactly did him getting banned from Twitter for the weekend and threatening suicide = consequences for us?

Fat retard.

Thanks for reminding me to ask him about that:

 

[TomFromNawlins]

'Fuck around and find out' is by far the most annoying. Firstly, because he's a 42 year old man and using that. But also because he doesn't use it in a way that makes sense.

Like when he got back on Twitter this week, that was one of his first tweets, clearly directed at us. How exactly did him getting banned from Twitter for the weekend and threatening suicide = consequences for us?

Fat retard.

Isn’t “fuck around and find out” associated with alt-right groups like the Proud Boys?
Problematic

 

[HotDogJoe]

Rude.