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Stupid fat pig Patrick S Tomlinson lies about anything and everything.

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In his little twitter rant about Andrew today pat implied that he has not closed out a bar since he was around 25, so 15 or 16 years ago.

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Problem with documenting your while life online though is that certain things are easily disproved.

In 2017, or when pat was around 36 years old, he let his followers know that some of his best work when he's a drunken mess at the bar during closing.

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This honestly explains a lot considering his books are filled with spelling and grammatical errors and are just all around shitty. Too bad he had a waterhead editor who couldn't fix anything.

More recently Pat let people know on two separate occasions that he would be closing bars once things returned back to normal.

Once trying to go viral by hopping onto a trending hashtag:

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As with all things in life he failed miserably, getting only 25 likes.

He tried again shortly after by responding to George Takai:

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His failure was even more spectacular here. You know he was hoping Sulu would notice his tweet and share it with his ridiculous number of followers. Of course, that didn't happen and Pat ended up with a paltry 22 likes.


I'm sure there's many, many, many more photos, tweets and examples of patrick at a bar near closing. And yet, he needed to push the narrative that he was a responsible adult sitting at home whole Andrew was a violent drunk out for blood.

In reality that was just another wasted day in patricks life where he sat on his fart couch tweeting under his protective pink blanket.


He's very fat.
 

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Just as for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, for every piece of bullshit Pat posts on Twitter, there is a tweet to contradict it. It's a fucking law of nature at this point. Nice dedication to you manufactured online persona, stupid.
He loved to point out that anytime Trump tweeted there was a contradictory tweet somewhere.
 
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