Stimulated conversation with Pat

[BudDickman]

	Hey Pat, your fence is backwards
Wrong as always, stlaker
	You received a notice from the city about a backwards fence. You have to fix it or face more fines
Wrong again, stlaker. Always and only
	[proof that Pat received a notice from the city about a backwards fence]
You are mentally ill, stlaker. You are being instructed to immediately cease all contact with this number, which you have never been authorized to contact in the first place. Failure to comply with these very clear instructions constitutes felony harassment and is punishable by many years in prison. Attempting to have a physical encounter with me by visiting any of the watering holes that I frequent is punishable by death, and that sentence will be carried out by me.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Niki stimulates Pat's butthole.

 

[BudDickman]

Niki stimulates Pat's butthole.

Whoops, meant to say simulated. I'll preserve the typo to not invalidate your joke, since you're a Phil Hendrie fan and less gay than 99% of the posters here.

 

[BudDickman]

Simulated conversation with honest Pat:

	You put your fence in backwards and now have to pay fines until you fix it
You are correct

 

[Clint Ruin]

No, stlaker, my wife is not cheating on me with Barack Obama and no, child, I did not do "butt stuff" with Donald Trump. Those are not things that have happened.

 

[BudDickman]

Simulated conversation with sensible and compassionate Pat:

	Yo Pat, you better put that fence up right instead of just tearing it down. Tyrone gonna be pissed if the broke ass niggas next door see him when he go to make a deposit in Nikki's stinkhole. That's what he told me in lock up
	[picture of pills, lighter, tin foil]
I don't understand why you send me evidence of your own presumably illegal drug use interleaved with nonsensical insults directed against me (which is not illegal but is definitely annoying) I'm going to block you now, but I hope you get the help you need