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still one of the all time posters on this forum

not that Jack Horner

If you saw me IRL you very likely wouldn't look me
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been here since the sub reddit

and it never ceases to amaze me how good i am at shit posting

and my humbleness, shedding alts like the phoenix feathers

there never will be another one to do it better

lauded by all my peers

personal friends with @admin laughing on the phone for hours

the fact im intoxicated only rallies my cause

cici’s pizza for me

the greatest poster ever
 

not that Jack Horner

If you saw me IRL you very likely wouldn't look me
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Consensual Rapist

私は爆発的な下痢をしています! ^_^
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NeoCitizn: whats up?
NYCockExchange: Just sittin' here, playin' with my laptop.
NeoCitizn: SoO may I ask what U look like?
NYCockExchange: No.
NeoCitizn: ok
NeoCitizn: umm
NeoCitizn: What do U do for fun?
NYCockExchange: Well, not a lot besides chatting. Sometimes I check out baiting.org and go for motorcycle rides, but that's about it.
NeoCitizn: soudsn good... U play any sports?
NYCockExchange: No. Are you looking for an athletic person, or something? I'm not very active.
NYCockExchange: I usually just kind of stay still and let the guy ride me.
NeoCitizn: thasts even better
NeoCitizn: I'm not looking for an active kinda perons
NeoCitizn: I just need someone worth talkin to
NeoCitizn: what hobbies do U ahve besides chatting and riding bikes
NYCockExchange: Ah. So you're looking for a partner that - if on the top - you'll kind of sit & ride?
NeoCitizn: no
NeoCitizn: I'm active
NeoCitizn: but I enjoy just ebign together
NeoCitizn: without all the clutter
NeoCitizn: your 13?
NYCockExchange: Oh! You want to be in CONTROL then.
NeoCitizn: not really
NeoCitizn: I like to be equal
NYCockExchange: You want to do all of the rocking back and forth while being penetrated.
NYCockExchange: Yeah, I'm 13.
NeoCitizn: wellz I'd like her to be pleasured
NeoCitizn: more than I am
NYCockExchange: Yeah, I'm that way, too. Can't be a greedy guy, you know?
NeoCitizn: I kno
NeoCitizn: I'll take second to her
NYCockExchange: Great! Seems that we have just as much in common in our sexual philisophies as we do in our physical aspects.
NeoCitizn: are you very expericned?
NYCockExchange: Yeah, I am.
NYCockExchange: I've sodomized more guys than you could shake a finger at.
NeoCitizn: whene did U start??
NeoCitizn: LoL~... wow... my kinda gurl
NYCockExchange: Ah, not long ago. ....Your kind of girl?
NeoCitizn: wellz expericend
NeoCitizn: is always good
NYCockExchange: Yeah - if you want you wanna be sodomized the right way, I am the one to come to.
NeoCitizn: mmm... what nationality are you
NeoCitizn: and how did U start haveing sex?
NYCockExchange: Well, I'm mixed, with some white, Filipino, and Ibait.
NeoCitizn: soudsn good...
NYCockExchange: And you?
NeoCitizn: korean
NeoCitizn: 100% pure
NeoCitizn: but very americanized
NYCockExchange: Oh. So, you're kind of a freedom-embracing gook, then, would you say?
NeoCitizn: hellz yea
NYCockExchange: Alright. So what are you in the mood for?
NeoCitizn: good ol chat
NeoCitizn: the dirty kinda
NeoCitizn: if your in the mood
NYCockExchange: Oh... sexy chat? I'm in the mood. But the question is: Is IT in you?
NeoCitizn: oh yea
NeoCitizn: can U handle me?
NYCockExchange: I sure can 'handle' you!
NeoCitizn: good...
NeoCitizn: what are you wearing babe?
NeoCitizn: can I ask what your name is?
NYCockExchange: You like being man-handled by younger girls?
NeoCitizn: never happened but I'll give it a try
NeoCitizn: if thats your thing
NeoCitizn: what aer U gonna be doin during the chat?
NYCockExchange: Wearing blue, ripped jeans and a white baiting.org t-shirt.
NYCockExchange: What will I be doing?
NeoCitizn: I'm asking you
NeoCitizn: will U be arousing yourself in any way?
NYCockExchange: I'll probably have my right hand half-curled, strokin' myself up and down.
NeoCitizn: sounds very very nice...
NeoCitizn: well where should we start??
NYCockExchange: Oh, it is nice... I'm just hoping we can do this together!
NeoCitizn: oh yea
NeoCitizn: we will
NeoCitizn: so should I start?
NeoCitizn: or let ladies go first?
NYCockExchange: Sweet! You stroke your erect cock, and I'll rub my rigid member up and down.
NYCockExchange: You can start.
NeoCitizn: who are we?
NeoCitizn: and where are we
NeoCitizn: U choose
NeoCitizn: well
NeoCitizn: we start kissing
NYCockExchange: I'll be a 13-year-old girl from Utah, and you can be an incomprehensive gook.
NYCockExchange: And.. yeah.
NYCockExchange: We start kissing.
NeoCitizn: deep passionate kissing
NeoCitizn: psuhing my tongue against yours
NeoCitizn: and my ahdns roam and carress your nice breasts
NeoCitizn: lightly pinching your nipples over your shirt
NYCockExchange: Yeah. You push your tongue closer. The stubble between feels a little itchy, but we kiss deeply.
NeoCitizn: I slide my left hand under your shirt and start pulling dowono on your bra
NeoCitizn: kssing you deeper and deeper
NYCockExchange: My nipples are hard, poking at the fabric of my www.baiting.org t-shirt.
NeoCitizn: gettin lost in each others mouth
NeoCitizn: I pull your shirt over your head
NeoCitizn: and lay you back
NYCockExchange: I gasp lightly, presseing against you - you can feel the stiffness growing against your leg.
NeoCitizn: still kissing I massage your milky breasts
NeoCitizn: and start to nibble your neck
NeoCitizn: and move back to your lips
NeoCitizn: and tastey tongue
NYCockExchange: Milky? That's for pregnant women. Just work your way down my stomach and start to fellate me, K?
NeoCitizn: k
NeoCitizn: I move down your body
NeoCitizn: sliding your jeans off
NeoCitizn: and removing your pnaties
NYCockExchange: Awesome. I lay back, letting you work your tongue all over my scrotum.
NeoCitizn: I gentlyr rub your mound...
NeoCitizn: I lick your lips
NeoCitizn: and lightly nibble
NeoCitizn: I extend my tongue
NYCockExchange: Rub that mound... fondle that pitcher....
NeoCitizn: and push it deep into your pussy
NYCockExchange: I moan deeply in delight as you go -
NeoCitizn: Mmm.. you taste so good
NYCockExchange: My what?
NYCockExchange: Into my what??
NeoCitizn: your love mound
NeoCitizn: sorry
NYCockExchange: Oh, okay. The love mound, with the pitcher there?
NeoCitizn: LoL~..
NeoCitizn: no
NeoCitizn: what would U like em to call it?
NeoCitizn: hello?
NYCockExchange: I'd like to have a meeting on my love mound, between my little "pitcher" and your mouth.
NYCockExchange: You can call it... my "scrotum".
NeoCitizn: ok..
NYCockExchange: Right. Describe how you are fellating me, K?
NeoCitizn: I likc it deeper and deeper and rub your clit as I push my tongeu all around
NeoCitizn: taasting your insides
NeoCitizn: as I lick deep in you I gentle grope your breasts
NeoCitizn: mmm...
NYCockExchange: My he-clit throbs wildly as you slide your tongue all around.
NeoCitizn: I push my tongue deeper and deeper
NeoCitizn: I rub your clit
NeoCitizn: more and more
NYCockExchange: As you taste my insides, I moan - you give incredible analingus.
NeoCitizn: now with my left ahdn
NeoCitizn: I insert a figer
NeoCitizn: finger
NYCockExchange: Into?
NeoCitizn: and I rub, lick and finger your love mound
NeoCitizn: more and more tasteing and getting intrapped in your womenness
NYCockExchange: My scrotum tingles wildly with delight as you.... um.
NYCockExchange: Wait. Womenness?
NeoCitizn: your womenhood
NYCockExchange: You mean my masculinity, right?
NYCockExchange: They're a little different.
NeoCitizn: no
NeoCitizn: your a gurl
NeoCitizn: right?
NYCockExchange: Oh. So you're talking about my womanhood?
NYCockExchange: Sans wo?
NeoCitizn: says your profile
NYCockExchange: Oh yeah - that. *nods*
NYCockExchange: Okay, where were we?
NeoCitizn: ??
NeoCitizn: no no no
NeoCitizn: UR a gurl right?
NYCockExchange: Oh yeah, you were tounging and fingering my nutsack, while licking my asshole and rubbing my cock, too.
NYCockExchange: You could have scrolled up and read to have figured that out, though.
NeoCitizn: why doesn your SN say 13 F
NeoCitizn: as in female
NYCockExchange: Does THIS look familiar? :
NYCockExchange: ... I don't ask for cyber and I'm not gross in that way at all!!!...
NeoCitizn: wellz
NYCockExchange: That's in YOUR profile.
NeoCitizn: I do it time to time
NeoCitizn: wllz
NeoCitizn: I am horny
NeoCitizn: so
NYCockExchange: Right! And I have a big, hairy cock from time to time.
NeoCitizn: ok
NYCockExchange: Well, okay - it's always there, with the nutsack right below.
NeoCitizn: why do U pretend to be a guurl then?
NYCockExchange: *blank stare* What?
NeoCitizn: your profile says your a gurl
NYCockExchange: I wasn't pretending anything! I told you to lick my scrotum (nutsack), and you dove right in!
NeoCitizn: wellz
NYCockExchange: I told you I had a half-curled hand stroking my member up and down. And you say: we start kissing
NeoCitizn: why does your info say your a gurl?
NYCockExchange: Just admit that you're flaming and gay and we can get on with this.
NYCockExchange: Okay. I fixed it.
NYCockExchange: Now, can you cut-and-paste the new info into the chat so we can make sure?
NeoCitizn: what chat?
NeoCitizn: and why do U do this?
NYCockExchange: The chat window we're chatting in right now.
NYCockExchange: Where you type - paste it in there.
NeoCitizn: why do U do this?
NeoCitizn: answer me this first
NYCockExchange: Can you just paste it in, already? *sigh*
NeoCitizn: I'm a middle-aged man, you gook.
NeoCitizn: tell me now
NeoCitizn: why
NeoCitizn: U bother to do this
NYCockExchange: God, I love you. Now see that "Block" button in the lower left corner of the chat window?
NYCockExchange: Click on it.
NeoCitizn: bye
NeoCitizn: ok
NYCockExchange: No, that was the "Warn" button!
 
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