Steven Spielberg hates Pat's favorite movie

[TorpidSloth]

The classic movie that Steven Spielberg hates

Steven Spielberg is responsible for some of cinema's very best, including 'Jurassic Park', 'E.T', 'Jaws', 'Saving Private Ryan' and 'Raiders of the lost Ark'...

faroutmagazine.co.uk

And he made it! Nice taste in movies, Fatshit.

 

[chewtoycock]

I have to admit I have a little bit of nostalgia for Hook because it was my favorite movie when I was 5 (what am I...?), but having watched it as an adult I have no idea how I sat through the whole thing back then. It's like 2 1/2 hours long.

 

[TorpidSloth]

I have to admit I have a little bit of nostalgia for Hook because it was my favorite movie when I was 5 (what am I...?), but having watched it as an adult I have no idea how I sat through the whole thing back then. It's like 2 1/2 hours long.

The Neverland sets would appeal to any kid. The food fight scene to any boy. But like you say, it's almost unwatchable past a certain age. And Pat "enjoys" it at least once a year. Probably with an open mouth for the whole movie

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The food fight scene to any boy.

Pat loves food.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Reminds me of how Tolkein created the black speech, said it was pure evil and not the sort of thing anyone would ever want to tattoo on their greasy, bloated midwestern fatbodies.

Yet there's one pig who always begs to argue, including proudly showing off the One Ring inscription tat in her "fat, machine-gun-loving lesbian" video.

Nice geeking, stupiT.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Patrick doesn't just enjoy it. It moves him to tears each watch.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

And this is coming from the guy who also made 1941 - but hook takes the cake!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

spielberg just didn't like that it was all ethnically diverse boys instead of the goy girls he likes to molest. Also Julia Roberts was apparently a giant cunt to everyone while working on that movie

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Why is there an embedded video of Henry Rollins in the article?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

FUN FACT: Same guy did Schindlers List.

What fuckin range!

 

[Stent]

Yet there's one pig who always begs to argue, including proudly showing off the One Ring inscription tat in her "fat, machine-gun-loving lesbian" video.

He's been a science fiction fan for a long, long, time. [9:30]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He's been a science fiction fan for a long, long, time. [9:30]

you can hear that girls pussy dry up in real time.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have to admit I have a little bit of nostalgia for Hook because it was my favorite movie when I was 5 (what am I...?), but having watched it as an adult I have no idea how I sat through the whole thing back then. It's like 2 1/2 hours long.

Same here but Pat was 11 or 12 when it came out. I lost my virginity at 13 lol.

 

[The Talking Dead]

I'll admit I did like Hook when I was a kid and watched it quite a bit. It's faggotry of extreme proportions to watch it as a childless middle-aged man however, never mind having it as a tradition to watch it every Christmas.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I have to admit I have a little bit of nostalgia for Hook because it was my favorite movie when I was 5 (what am I...?), but having watched it as an adult I have no idea how I sat through the whole thing back then. It's like 2 1/2 hours long.

I remember thinking the banquet scene was cool and that the food must have tasted PFG. Then I saw it as an adult and realized it was all just cool whip and food coloring. Of course, a man child like The Pig probably loves that scene

 

[The Talking Dead]

Of course, a man child like The Pig probably loves that scene

Yes, it has a character that's very relatable for him.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat likes Hook because it's about children being kidnapped off of their parents, and in his delusional broken brain that's what the Wisconsin judiciary did to him when they terminated his parental rights. Hollywoodslop "He's just like me!!!" meme incarnate.

This is also the theme of one of his books, a daughter is taken away from his father and he has to go rescue her.

Zero self awareness, zero ability to own up to his perverse actions in 2011.

Moreover he's so incapable of original thought that his Tiny Tim in Space book is also a "beloved classic character but grown up" formula like Hook.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Moreover he's so incapable of original thought that his Tiny Tim in Space book is also a "beloved classic character but grown up" formula like Hook.

Apparently if you take two of his favorite fictional children and put them together, they resemble Rick even more: Tiny Peter.

Wakka wakka wakka!

 

[whippinghuskies]

Same here but Pat was 11 or 12 when it came out. I lost my virginity at 13 lol.

Pats only had sex with two women, the second of which gave him an STD.

 

[cliveowen]

Him claiming that the last Mad Max was a perfect film is an even more atrocious take. It was a fun action flick to see in a theater, but to treat it as citizen Kane is some real 1.7 level shit.