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Starting saturday with some twitter arguing at 7am
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He paid how much to get his Twitter account back?
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"Pillock"?? Piggy's been learning British slang while doing his Tiny Tim research. "Alright guv'nor, I'll get me fence fixed in a jiff!"
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It must be so exhausting being Pat.
When I woke up this morning, my first thoughts were how I'm going to go on an early morning run, later having lunch with my family, maybe get in a round of golf.
Fat wakes up hungover, heaves a deep sigh, goes over in his mind how long he has to fix his shitty fence before he gets fined, worries about the possible pending lien on his almost inhabitable dump of a house, and immediately goes on Twitter to fight the Nazis, aka anyone that doesn't agree with the loony opinions in his wet brain.
I (almost) feel bad for the lummox.
When I woke up this morning, my first thoughts were how I'm going to go on an early morning run, later having lunch with my family, maybe get in a round of golf.
Fat wakes up hungover, heaves a deep sigh, goes over in his mind how long he has to fix his shitty fence before he gets fined, worries about the possible pending lien on his almost inhabitable dump of a house, and immediately goes on Twitter to fight the Nazis, aka anyone that doesn't agree with the loony opinions in his wet brain.
I (almost) feel bad for the lummox.
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Nice having a life, stupid. When I wake up the first thing I do is come here and laugh at Patrick
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Highlight of my morning is taking a steaming Tomlinson while laughing at the delusional lolcow.
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Not only that he always seems to use British slang that was fashionable in the 70s. He'll be calling someone "a dozy sod" before long.
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Twitter is his entire life; the only thing that he loves - and he spends all his time on there being a combative, miserable cunt. No wonder he's a fat, bloated alcoholic - even the one thing he loves brings him no joy.
Here's hoping that the Monster returns.
Here's hoping that the Monster returns.
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Can someone crowbar their way in to offer fatso $30k vs his twitter account to neutralize a nazi troll?
4 rounds - whatever style.
4 rounds - whatever style.
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Never feel bad for him. He brings all of this on himself And deserves every second of misery.
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Sod off atalker.
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Same, it’s nice to wake up and be reminded that at least I’m not Patrick S Tomlinson.
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by 9:30 this morning i had been told i'm beautiful by 3 different people. i can't imagine a better life.
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I've said this before but it's my most anticipated book to read. I predict it will be the worst thing he has ever written which is saying something.
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Cant wait for a UK rascal to dissect it for accuracy. Pat has been bragging about how much research he put into this so its period correct.
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I'm hot to trot. Christmas 2023 is going to be a good one.
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I cant wait to see how he tries make the vocabulary seem natural and totally not forced. This feels like he is trying to pander to angry robot for a second chance.
I also had a theory that when pat took niki to europe for their honeymoon that he went there to meet with angry robot so he could call it a "business trip" so he could write it off.