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What is this shit? 10 minutes of gameplay and 60 minutes of silly cutscenes. Now I have to slowly walk a corpse through some empty landscape while the game plays fat girl music. Does this get better?
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Death Stranding doesn't make you wait 15 seconds to skin things. You can build ramps, roads, cars, cannons and zip lines. Nice try with the hate tho. My main complaint with the game is the end is too easy because of zip lines and advanced gear and those pizza delivery missions are brutal.Christ, I've been bitching about how much of a slog RDR2 is. Those Kojima games are ludicrous.
15 seconds to skin things, then getting to the trapper in Saint Denis before the pelts rot on your horse. Oh, you wanted to fast travel? Make sure you set up camp first then watch a 20-second clip of scenery before we load the new zone.Death Stranding doesn't make you wait 15 seconds to skin things. You can build ramps, roads, cars, cannons and zip lines. Nice try with the hate tho. My main complaint with the game is the end is too easy because of zip lines and advanced gear and those pizza delivery missions are brutal.
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