Started First Shift (2024)

[FranksWirecutters]

A buddy cop movie with people I don't know. It started with a cop picking up his phone because the alarm went off. He should have picked up a gun and ended the movie there.

All streaming is shit and my internet is glitching because I probably have a nigger John in the bushes stealing wifi because they canceled their internet.

 

[Professor Rape]

A buddy cop movie with people I don't know. It started with a cop picking up his phone because the alarm went off. He should have picked up a gun and ended the movie there.

All streaming is shit and my internet is glitching because I probably have a nigger John in the bushes stealing wifi because they canceled their internet.

You can tell a script writer is an unimaginative hack because the movie starts with the main character getting out of bed.

"Okay so what happens first............... well I guess people get out of bed."

 

[BUBBLER]

Not sure if everyone has noticed, but every major new movie is now on random YouTube channels.

The other day the new John wick movie just showed up in my suggestions. Remember when it was impossible to find a new movie uploaded to YouTube?

 

[Professor Rape]

I just looked up the movie. It has Aaron Berg. Coonskin's been trolling some big time hollywood movie stars.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I just looked up the movie. It has Aaron Berg. Coonskin's been trolling some big time hollywood movie stars.

It's a Canadian movie (I think) which explains a lot.

I finished it and I don't know what the story was. It doesn't make sense. I don't know what it was about. If someone watches it and it makes sense to them then give me the retard explanation. I'm not even drunk (or just barely).